sam's definitions

chode burglar

Verb; The act of shoving an object in the general direction of a seated persons chode causing a painful sensation.

That fucking hurts you chode burglar.

by Sam April 23, 2005

jorbs

Red Neck talk for Jobs, can be used in a sentence to form a derrogatory statement.

"They took our Jorbs"

by Sam January 30, 2005

galvanise

A fuckin awesum song by the chemical brotherz.

fuc galvanise is a wicked song

by Sam January 10, 2005

Naperville Central High School

A high school in naperville. You love it and hate it. A lot of people there carry designer bags and wear expensive clothing. You often think of graduating early while attending NCHS.

Where do you go?
Naperville Central
oh

by sam March 11, 2005

hamtaro

1.the best hamster in the world, or the cute little orange ham-ham.2.an animi t.v programme for all ages.

ticky-ticky kush-kush

by sam November 19, 2003

clockwork orange

someone who appears normal to the eye and holds the colors of life (orange), but is really a tool for someone or something else (clockwork)

Alex, from the movie A Clockwork Orange became a clockwork orange for the government.

by sam May 13, 2005

RDF

Short for reality-distortion field. An expression used to describe the persuasive ability of managers like Steve Jobs (the term originated at Apple in the 1980s to describe his peculiar charisma). Those close to these managers become passionately committed to possibly insane projects, without regard to the practicality of their implementation or competitive forces in the marketpace.

Steve Jobs is extremely demanding of all those around him and has a very low tolerance for anything but excellence. Because he can be shockingly blunt in his dealings with others, he is often portrayed as abusive, but this is dead wrong. He simply demands/expects great things from everyone around him. I honestly believe he can't understand why anyone would want to waste their time doing anything less than great.

by Sam March 21, 2005