sam's definitions

bearded clam

yeah it's a vag.

i distinctly remember hearing it called so on a Vh1 interview with Boy George... so that's prolly one of the main contributers to it's popularity.

Um, I stuck her in the bearded clam. And it felt good.

by sam November 3, 2004

Cranky

1) Referring to a boat that is liable to capsize
2) The sexual act of tossing salad when extremely angry or upset

-My boats been cranky lately so I won't sail it
-And right in the middle of the argument, Barry just flipped me over and gave me a wicked cranky

by Sam April 17, 2005

cock master

realy stupid and not doing what you expect it would

this computer is such a cock master

by sam November 5, 2003

shitten

a shit of a kitten, naughty kitten

get out side shitten!!!

by sam March 21, 2005

muffin

1. A Realy cool person.
2. A person who has 2 much time.
3. A sweet, kind person.
4. Something to eat.

Hey that muffin rocks!
That muffin should get a boy friend!
I love that muffin shes so nuce!
Mmmmm I like muffins

by Sam July 20, 2004

mean surprise

When getting a girl doggy-style, slipping it in her ass without warning; named because its really mean, and one hell of a surprise!

After being slipped the mean surprise, Aisha ran and locked herself in the bathroom

by Sam February 22, 2003

Wolf Bagging

If someone is to be Tea-Bagged, and the Tea-Bagger has really hairy balls, "Wolf Bagging" Occurs

That night with your mum. Yeah, that's right, you remember it now. That there, that was Wolf Bagging.

by sam January 4, 2004