itd

short way of saying "i'd tap dat", said when you see a specimen of high sexual attractivness.

"hey did you see Mike's mom yesterday, damn she looked hot"

"yeah she's one hot MILF, itd"

by Ryan September 19, 2005

tossum

From the word tossing meaning a person who is a bad lad/lass

your a complete tossum!!

by ryan March 01, 2005

Duf

An acronym for Designated Ugly Friend. Every hot girl has a DUF simply to make her look that much hotter. This strategy also works for average looking girls.

Hey Bill, here comes Mary and her DUF. I call Mary!

by Ryan June 17, 2004

Carry Hawkins

AIDS or an infection, also used to express something dirty or diseased

Carry Hawkins is AIDS.

or

Dude, that thing looks Carry Hawkins!

by Ryan July 12, 2003

newport

Never
Eat
Wet
Pussy
On
Rainy
Tuesdays

Example must have at least 20 letters and 3 words. That example was already submitted.

by Ryan September 17, 2005

NECK!

to slap some one in the back of thier neck hard after they say somthing madd dumb.

ru serious...u deserve a neck..SLLAAAPP!

by ryan May 13, 2005

Pudding strike

What you go on when you want to see your favorite NFL team play every Sunday. It consists of a pudding only diet.

www.nflpuddingstrike.com

I'm on a pudding strike until I get to see the Tennessee Titans games in the Vigin Islands.

by Ryan October 23, 2004