ryan's definitions

crutchmonger

A person who fears failure so much that doing nothing is the best option. One who fails to reach dreams by making excuses and citing reasons why it won't work. Someone so paralyzed by fear of rejection that inaction is the chosen path.

"You write really amazing poetry, Biff, if you weren't such a crutchmonger you could get them published and stop feeling sorry for yourself."

by Ryan September 26, 2006

ishmale

an insult to a person who is of weak or poor quality. a scrub.

That mulleted freak is such an ishmale!

by ryan January 25, 2005

xxx

1) Pornographic material
2) Roman numeral for 30
3) Three strikes in a row in bowling; turkey
4) A terrible movie starring Vin Diesel
5) Signifying "straight-edge"

1) Dude, that's some wack xxx!
2) Dude, my favorite number is XXX!
3) Dude, I bowled a XXX!
4) Dude, I hate that movie, xXx!
5) Dude, he doesn't do drugs, he's XXX!

by Ryan May 3, 2004

boomerwang

a penis that is excessively bent and/or twisted

Matthew Vagenius has a boomerwang that resembles a small pealed banana

by ryan November 3, 2003

beewn

Pronoun: That which cannot be defined; of or relating to faces.

Hey, pass me that beewn
Dude, I'm as dry as a beewn

by ryan May 13, 2005

werd

random word u say to resonde to some one u find annoying

annoying person: Hi, wats up... dawg
you: Werd!! (translation: shut the fuck up u annoying fag)

by ryan June 19, 2004

Motley Cock

An extremely large, and thick penis.

"...well we all know you dont have a Motley Cock"

by Ryan October 12, 2004