Shit Yourself

(v) - to push so hard as to defecate in one's undergarments unintentionally.
by Ryan February 29, 2004
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bert mccracken

Once a homeless drug abusing teenager, now a god
Gwadgy
by Ryan August 18, 2003
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Crooked Fence

A sexual position. Another modified Wobbly H. A group orgy, where the first and last members are guys. Thus, creating 2 fence posts, which have crooked girls (fence beams) in between them. Patented from the Wobbly H club, Overland Park, KS chapter in association with Las Vegas, NV chapter.
"Those girls fell victim to the crooked fence."
by Ryan January 21, 2004
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Fired the manager

When a guy can't make it past 3rd base with a woman, he ends up taking a shower, where he takes care of business himself.
Sam- "Did you go all the way with Joan last night?"

Dave- "No, I accidentally called her 'chunky beast'"

Sam- "dude, so what happened?"

Dave- "she left & I took a shower where I fired the manager."

Sam- "righteous man, righteous"
by Ryan January 08, 2007
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o-hey!

An exclamation usually spoken when you see a really hot girl and you want to let her and the people around you know what you are looking at.
O-hey!, that chick is fuckin dope!
by Ryan December 25, 2004
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Molo

Defined originall by a small town swim team, molo came to be the worst insult possible. Roughly translates to "a chach who can't get his head out of his dick stretched anus."
You molo.
He's such a molo.
by Ryan December 10, 2004
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Tangerize

When a male drops an intense fart while the female is in mid-orgasm.
"I can't believe that guy tried to tangerize me last night!"
by Ryan January 09, 2004
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