ryan's definitions
When you tuck your t-shirt into your blue jeans(without a belt), while wearing pasty white gym shoes. This look is commom for males around the ages of 30-40.
Look at that old fuck. He is dagening
by Ryan February 10, 2004
Get the Dageningmug. 
Get the Quammug. by Ryan August 21, 2002
Get the oopsiemug. The areas of extra fat that hang or slightly bulge from the sides, and are also the little rolls on the lower back. Both men and women can have these.
Love handles vary in size, to small, cute, and curvaceous; all the way to massive, obese, and covered with stretchmarks (Not Good)
Women SHOULD have love handles. If they don't have small ones on their lower back (back rolls), then they are way too skinny. This is how I like my girls too. I LOVE those extra curves and places to hold that feel soft in my hands, OH YEAH
Love handles vary in size, to small, cute, and curvaceous; all the way to massive, obese, and covered with stretchmarks (Not Good)
Women SHOULD have love handles. If they don't have small ones on their lower back (back rolls), then they are way too skinny. This is how I like my girls too. I LOVE those extra curves and places to hold that feel soft in my hands, OH YEAH
by Ryan August 13, 2004
Get the Love Handlesmug. 
Coming from the german "schlitzohr" which means rascal.
To be schlitzohred is to be beaten, outwitted, shown to be inferior, or foiled.
To be schlitzohred is to be beaten, outwitted, shown to be inferior, or foiled.
"oh man, you spent 40 bucks on that? Dude, you were schlitzohred."
teacher: pop quiz today on 3 million words
students: gahhh dude, schlitzohred!
teacher: pop quiz today on 3 million words
students: gahhh dude, schlitzohred!
by Ryan September 25, 2004
Get the schlitzohredmug. You know girl poo when you smell it. It's distinctly feminine. The same stink as shit, with a slight smell of natural perfume or fragrance mixed in.
by Ryan November 27, 2004
Get the girl poomug.