The black sheep of the Kennedy family.
Ted Kennedy is a fat, babbling, drunken liberal bastard who is an embarrassment not only to his family, but to every Democrat as well. He's hard to understand sometimes when he's making public speeches. That is usually because he's doing it after drinking half the inventory in a liqour store.
Ted Kennedy is a fat, babbling, drunken liberal bastard who is an embarrassment not only to his family, but to every Democrat as well. He's hard to understand sometimes when he's making public speeches. That is usually because he's doing it after drinking half the inventory in a liqour store.
Ted Kennedy woke up one morning after a long night of heavy boozing. He looked over, and his liver was sitting beside him drinking a cup of coffee.
by Ryan August 14, 2004
the supreme overlord of all turkeys. He will someday rule all humans. he was murdered but brought back to life in the form of a red person
Hail turketor
by ryan November 25, 2003
by Ryan December 01, 2004
by Ryan July 09, 2004
Road police are these assclowns on the freeway that are in the left (passing) lane and feel they do not have to move to the right (even though it's state law) because they're doing the posted speed limit and it slows EVERYONE down. Fuckers.
"I'm in a hurry and the other lanes are full and we can't get past becasue of these 'road police' up ahead blocking everyone from going!!!"
by Ryan December 01, 2004
by ryan December 29, 2003
Some smelly person named Tumaer, who ALWAYS SMELLS. No matter what, he smells!If you know a person named ANY of the names below, please call them an alternate one.
Tumaer Bottes, YOU SMELL LIKE CRAP! YES! YOU SMELL! "tumaer" Also has a number of names, rangeing from "Shumer" to "Umaer" to "Poomaer".
by Ryan June 16, 2004