toaster

a shiny object which keeps me mezmorized for hours on end...oo yes its toasts toast to...

1) (present form) wow that toaster is shiny
2) (present posessive) wow my toaster is shinier
3) (present vulgar) give me my shiny toaster 'fore i cap yo ass

by pat May 15, 2003

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Oof

Response to a comment that throws you off guard and you are unable to respond to immediately because of shock of imagery.

Pretty Girl: “Imma ‘bout to jump in the shower! Wish you were joining me”
Me:”Oof! Hell ya that’d be cool!”

by Pat September 17, 2020

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marriage

the unfortunate act of when a man owns a woman and takes over all of her shit, including her house, cars, money and independence.

I can't believe I let that asshole I married own me.

by Pat January 04, 2004

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chuckle fuck

a phrase used to describe someone who is being a complete asshole. The person won't stop being idiotic and deserves a good smack in the face.

"Dude, shut up, you're being such a chuckle fuck"

by Pat May 07, 2003

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Lewiston

The only city in Maine that has as many empty stores as crackheads. Also the only city in Maine that no one wants and thinks we should give to Massachusetts. Mainers manage to trick out of staters to go here by saying Bates is a good college but all the students there just buy drugs with their parents money.

Massachusetts kid: Im going to visit my Aunt in Lewiston, whats it like there?
Maine kid: Bro its just druggies and empty store fronts

by pat October 27, 2014

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