michael's definitions

DumbAssItis

a viral infection of the brain which will never completely go away and appears randomly throught ones life

commonly referred to as DAI

The Presidential elections clearly defined even our countries leaders suffer from DumbAssItis.

by michael February 26, 2005

riceboy

Someone more concerned with their car looking fast than it actually going fast. Also applies to computers.

He put his Pentium II in a brand new neon case with clear side panels, like that's going to make it any less ghetto. What a riceboy loser!

by Michael June 3, 2004

Tycoonin

V. Big Ballin

Made up by E-40 Belafonte

Its Self Explanitory

by Michael March 22, 2005

hotmail

e-mail

im jus' checkin' my hotmail

by michael April 20, 2003

irrigate

To mess with the ground to make the land fertile to grow crops and things of that nature.

I will irrigate this land for farming and crop raising

by Michael April 4, 2005

fag hag

A very sensitive and caring woman who accepts the emontions expressed by a gay man as sincere and not loaded with a sexual adgenda.

Doris Day and Rock Hudson

by Michael June 15, 2004

ambidextrous

To be equally facile with either hand.

My brother is a freak. He can eat noodles using chopsticks with both hands. He says he's ambidextrous.

by michael November 9, 2003