pan ridden

Confined to the toilet by sickness and / or diarrhoea.
Sorry I won’t be in work today, I went out for a curry last night and now find myself pan ridden”
by juicebox September 13, 2020
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lurker

one who reads a blog without ever commenting on the posts
Dude, how come you never comment about anything I write on my site? You're such a lurker.
by juicebox February 09, 2005
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