76 definitions by guy

ROFM

Rolling On The Floor Masturbating

Dude: Shit, that guy is hot!
Guy: That's disgusting
Dude: ROFM
Guy: Get out of my house.

by guy February 15, 2004

welcome to earf

The proper way to welcome alien visitors to our planet as described by the great diplomat Will Smith in Independence Day. Usually accompanied by a punch.

"Welcome to Earf!"
*Punches Alien*
*Later*
"AND WHAT DA HELL IS DAT SMELL?"

by guy January 23, 2007

babe

Thing which is fun to pass time by staring at.

man I have been watcing that chick for hours.

by guy July 11, 2003

decrepit

Beat down, old, wore out, used up, tore up from the floor up...

Damn yo, my wife is hella decrepit...

by guy January 27, 2004

Graal

An extraordinarily bad thing; something no one would ever want.

Man, I don't want any of that graal.

by guy September 28, 2003

fingerhut

Last one was made by the mother of fingerhut. Disregard it.

STFU Fingerhut

by guy April 22, 2004

old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher

A cruder variation of old enough to bleed old enough to breed. The use of the word butcher over breed gives the whole phrase a double meaning (the reference being to abattoirs)

A: Wow, I'd give her the time!
B: She's too young...
A: You know what they say: old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher!

by guy June 16, 2006