Jesus H. Christ

A phrase used sometimes in a state of suprise.
Jesus H. Christ you scared the fucking shit out of my asshole.
by guy January 12, 2004
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s4

2000-2002 An Automobile that is made by Audi. It is a 2.7 litre 90 degree V6 with 5 valves per cylinder. Standard with 2 "Twin" turbochargers, hence the name biturbo. 0-60 on a 6 speed transmission is under 6 seconds. The S4 is equipped with a "quattro" 4 wheel drive system. It is also easily modifiable, and has plenty of parts out on the market. BMW M3 owners.. you have been warned.
S4's are often seen on Freeways passing other automobiles at speeds above 120MPH.
by Guy March 07, 2005
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bollock

Something dogs can lick
A good telling off
Do bees have them?
"hey looks that doghs licking its own bollocks!!"
"You're gonna get the bollocking of your life you little bollock!"
by Guy March 29, 2005
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Chunder

The Diarrhea smelling nastiness that is a container of food left in the fridge that is there for 2 months, that becomes so nasty, and fetid that you almost projectile vomit all over your self and your surroundings when you lift the lid and break the seal of the mold laden nastiness contained within.
Damn dude that chunder in the fridge made me puke up that pizza I just ate.
by Guy June 18, 2006
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chavdom

The fabled kingdom of everything chav, or an affectionate (ha ha) name for an area containing a lot of Chavies and Chavet`s.
The Chav's from chavdom
by Guy March 18, 2005
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zep

Nickname or shortened version of the band name Led Zepplin.
I LOVE hearing Zep's "Stairway to Heaven" when I'm high.
by guy May 02, 2003
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