brian's definitions

jasper ass cockfuck

A genuine redneck

Look at that jasper ass cockfuck in that lifted truck.

by Brian March 10, 2004

detroit spinners

DETROIT SPINNERS - Spinning rim add ons for Sportbikes.

Detroit Spinners are just like Sprewells for your Motorcycle.

Http://www.detroitspinners.com

by brian November 5, 2003

fuckchop

a dumbass, or screw-up. a person that is proficient at fucking things up, especially chopping, and rolling pot.

"adam, you're such a fuckchop you 14 year old asian hurtbag."

by brian September 2, 2004

Hownage

When you not only own someone, you also make them your bitch, or "hoe" them, technically, this is not ownage, it can only be classified as Hownage.

That sure was some nasty hownage when I overboarded that chick.

by Brian October 13, 2004

chib

a small piece of chewed food.

I was eating quickly and had a chib on the side of my face.

by Brian October 5, 2003

return (noun)

The ability to view a woman's bosom from a position laterally and behind her (135 degrees).

In spite of being rather skinny, she posessed exceptional return.

by Brian January 23, 2004

WRX

World Rally Cross, fast Japanese car built by Fuji Heavy Industries. Uses Special products company STI for high performance models, to the pinnicale of Subaru design, the STi 22B

the WRX STI 22B is illegal in some states to due to its enormous Power/weight Ratio.

by Brian October 8, 2004