ass 's definitions

hooters

the boobs dumbass!!!!!!!!

boobs/brests/the nipple things

by ass March 8, 2003

Tard

A word for people too retarded to spell out retard.

Shut up dumby tard.

by ass March 27, 2003

old e

short for "Old English 800" malt liquor. Also pronounced "ol' e"

Adam's drinkin a 40 of Old e

by Ass January 29, 2003

Lambretta

Great t-shirt company who make superior clothing with a scooterboy logo on the front.

Wow, I love your lambretta go-ped.

by Ass December 6, 2003

zoke

Combination of 'Zayyan' and 'joke'. Refers to a mawkish or inane play on words, rarely humorous.

-what's the name of ur road? wycombe road/drive/lane?
-close
-oh i was 'close' then

by Ass January 26, 2005

missiles

Really huge breasts....

by ass June 16, 2003

aww

Loud squawking noise. Compulsory reply to a cuss being made, usually regarding the diminutive size of a penis.

Often follows mpuh, but use after other insults is acceptable.

-5 nanometres long eh?
-AWWWWWWWWWW

by Ass January 13, 2005