anonymus's definitions

Jim Morrison

Jim Morrison is GOD. He is the all time best rock-poet in the universe. He rapes all rap artists who think they can sing. His singing touches everyone who listens to him. The Doors were the all time coolest sixties band, led by Jim.

Jim Morrison sings great and puts on a good show. Nelly eats dick.

by Anonymus February 12, 2005

Friends

1.Friends are people who are supposed to be there for you.
2.Friends don't abandon you.
3.Friends help you and tell you whenever you have a serious problem like cutting yourself.
4.Friends don't bail on you whenever its the hardest for you.

My true friends that I know will not leave me when I am having tough times are my boyfriend and my friend Brian.

by Anonymus May 5, 2004

Ephez

Ugly ass dude who is proud of his ugliness

Ephez claimed to be the Lord of All That is Not Pleasing To The Eye without objection from anyone

by Anonymus October 30, 2003

Volpe1564

A lover of men, a bad speller, and a guy who loses at life.

Life > Volpe1564

by Anonymus March 3, 2004

candycane

when a guy has sex w/ a girl on her period, the spirm and the blood together look like a candycane

he candycaned her

by anonymus June 26, 2004

KFC

country fucked chicken

thats some good kfc

by Anonymus August 9, 2003

E-Crush

E-Crush is when someone has a crush on someone they met through the internet. Ofcourse they've had no contact with this person outside the internet. E-crushes are superficial and should NOT be taken seriously. Most people take a short time to get over e-crushes as they usually mean nothing

"Stop having an e-crush! Get someone who's 100% not a fake person!!"

by Anonymus July 17, 2005