loan officer

a guy who gets frequently turned down for dates, then watches the girl hit it off with a more popular guy

"Damn, lost another loan to Ditech!"

by Alex March 28, 2003

Maynard James Keenan

Maynard is one of the most talented people ever. He is the lead singer of Tool and A Perfect Circle. If you don't know Maynard, then you're stupid.

What else can I say? He is a god!

by Alex January 07, 2005

Jaco Pastorius

Best bassist ever. Died 1987 in from a beating from a bouncer in a Florida bar after wanting to get on stage because the bassist in the band that was playing sucked. Was in the band Weather Report. Produced several albums, like Black market, this is this, sportin life, domino theory,procession, weather report, night passage, 8:30,mr.gone, heavy weather.

Jaco Pastorius did a gig last night, they are so talented

Jaco Pastorius is the one of the best bassists ever.

by alex June 25, 2003

koptalk

A site that i paid money to discuss the club i love on. Yes paid to talk about Liverpool

Pay money to koptalk.net and you to can talk about liverpool football club

by Alex May 03, 2004

azzhole

Means the same thing as asshole. but you type azzhole when there is childern in the room

The azzhole keept stalking kellie and me!

by Alex July 22, 2003

bouje

1) A sound people make to squirrel out of the fact that they were about to say boom. Has the same meaning as boom.

2) Sean Connery trying to say "booze"

Note! The j is soft.

1. The truck went off the ramp and, BOUJE, into a skyscraper.

2. Sean Connery: Who ijh going to shave the whorld? I can't becaujhe I have been drinking bouje.

by Alex March 21, 2007

Brown Eye

another persons asshole

that girl wanted me to stick it in her brown eye

by alex March 15, 2005