loan officer

a guy who gets frequently turned down for dates, then watches the girl hit it off with a more popular guy

"Damn, lost another loan to Ditech!"

by Alex March 28, 2003

Maynard James Keenan

Maynard is one of the most talented people ever. He is the lead singer of Tool and A Perfect Circle. If you don't know Maynard, then you're stupid.

What else can I say? He is a god!

by Alex January 07, 2005

Jaco Pastorius

Best bassist ever. Died 1987 in from a beating from a bouncer in a Florida bar after wanting to get on stage because the bassist in the band that was playing sucked. Was in the band Weather Report. Produced several albums, like Black market, this is this, sportin life, domino theory,procession, weather report, night passage, 8:30,mr.gone, heavy weather.

Jaco Pastorius did a gig last night, they are so talented

Jaco Pastorius is the one of the best bassists ever.

by alex June 25, 2003

Emory

Expensive private school in Atlanta Georgia. Difficult to get into. Many people apply just to say they got accepted, then go to a state university saying they'd rather stay closer to home

Emory is like unprotected sex - you're glad you got in but mad that you came.

by alex February 17, 2005

grubin

A suave individual. see sexy
Has the first name of Alex.

Hey, that's grubin over there.
Let me go talk to him.

by Alex December 06, 2004

Can't be arsed

Idiom:

To be seriously demotivated.
To be disinclined to get off one's arse.
To be unwilling to do something.

I just can't be arsed

by Alex January 09, 2004

cant be arsed

Can't be bothered.

I can't be arsed to go out today

by Alex February 13, 2004