alex's definitions

it's your birthday

the day of you birth

hey shorty its your birthday

by Alex March 24, 2004

Mott

An imaginary violent action towards someone used in a threat.

Shut up, or I'll mott your hoople

by Alex April 22, 2004

Tumor

More Then One

"Can I Have Tumor?"

by Alex September 13, 2003

shmuck

Yiddish is origin very vulgar and means penis and can be used to mean and one who is an idiot and is versitile like most yiddish phrases

Oy, Vay you look like a shmuck in those farkatke cloths

by Alex February 13, 2003

teppei teranishi

the awesomely talented lead guitarist for Thrice.

Teppei Teranishi WILL kick your ass.

by Alex June 19, 2006

faeg

N. A "fag" or gay person

Yo, you dat faeg that jacked my shit??

by alex April 6, 2005

The Girthitudinal Scale

The scale that one uses to measure the circumferance of one's penis

Jeremiah ranks a 68,000,000 on The Girthitudinal Scale. His penis has th same circumferance as that of the Tale-Bop Comet.

by Alex January 20, 2004