Definitions by Uncle Dimma

A democrat having an epiphany 

A condition similar to blexit, in which a black democrat has an epiphany, realizing that the democratic party doesn't care about black people in America as much as it pretends to.

A democrat having an epiphany? Well the best examples I can think of are Leo Terell and Candace Owens

A democrat having an epiphany by Uncle Dimma May 2, 2021

Cognitive dissonance 

Reading/listening to classical media (newspapers/radio/tv news channels) vs having your world view determined by reading different bloggers' online garbage.

Caveat emptor!The rapid and uncontrolled mushrooming of social media has created an atmosphere of cognitive dissonance.

Cognitive dissonance by Uncle Dimma May 1, 2021

dorito-stained blob

(Invented by greg gutfeld ): the faceless, nameless, maskless, anonymous individual/s who doxxed portland mayor ted wheeler

Why is ted wheeler not afraid of the dorito-stained blob? I would be

dorito-stained blob by Uncle Dimma May 1, 2021

gáy 

( Not to be confused with gay): adj: age and or gender inappropriate, regardless of the person's actual sexual orientation

Boy: Melinda, why are you playing with Lego, I thought only men do that.

Melinda: I just want to be an architect.

Boy: eww, that so gáy.

Melinda: do you have a problem with me being an architect? Are you misogynistic?

gáy by Uncle Dimma April 24, 2021

cowboy up 

( an insult used between men only: to metaphorically 'grow an extra pair of balls' and take ones responsibilities like a grown man

Incompetent teen son: dad I got my girlfriend pregnant. What do I do?

Father: cowboy up and be a dad. And btw, I am busy ( slams door in son's face)

cowboy up by Uncle Dimma April 24, 2021

aircraft maintenance crew 

Your best friends/mates, usually a close knit group of 3-4 people excluding yourself

A competent high school teacher will know in a heartbeat if one or all members of an aircraft maintenance crew are guilty of plagiarism

aircraft maintenance crew by Uncle Dimma April 24, 2021

monkey bomb

An offensive term for an i.e.d

If you don't know what you're doing building a monkey bomb in your basement and injure yourself, the government isn't responsible.

monkey bomb by Uncle Dimma April 24, 2021