Definitions by Uncle Dimma

Loot and riot 

What unemployed or underemployed unimpressive people ( who think that reparations are part of the gig economy) actually do when they have too much free time on their hands.

Reparations will come out of my taxes so I want to punish people who loot and riot.

Loot and riot by Uncle Dimma December 27, 2021

Personal risk assessment 

Abbreviated P.r.a,

What is the highest spiritual level of common sense? The nirvana of common sense? Of course it's when a human does a competent pra, or personal risk assessment!

Personal risk assessment by Uncle Dimma December 27, 2021

Paragon of emptiness 

The antithesis to a Paragon of virtue

Well if among the democrats running for president in 2020 Tulsi Gabbard was my Paragon of virtue, my Paragon of emptiness for the same cohort would be pocahontas Warren

Paragon of emptiness by Uncle Dimma December 26, 2021

Paragon of virtue 

What Chris Cuomo certainly is not.

I don't know who you'd consider a paragon of virtue, but it's certainly not supposed to be Chris Cuomo.

Paragon of virtue by Uncle Dimma December 26, 2021

Licking vanilla ice cream

Similar to grabbing a chocolate bar but it's a black/Caribbean guy randomly walking up to a white girl and asking for sexual favors.

Unless you're a decent guy looking for an interracial fwb don't go licking vanilla ice cream

Licking vanilla ice cream by Uncle Dimma December 25, 2021

One clean fell swoop 

When 5 or more employees of the same company are being fired simultaneously on Zoom.

At better.com the CEO recently had no time to call his employees into his office . He chose to perform the one clean fell swoop treatment on 900 employees.

One clean fell swoop by Uncle Dimma December 25, 2021

Ipso facto 

Latin: by the same fact, par le fait même

If smash-and-grab is a crime, ipso facto why isn't anyone punishing the thugs? Is it perhaps time for California's prop 47 time to retire?

Ipso facto by Uncle Dimma December 24, 2021