Definitions by Uncle Dimma

Hair tutorial 

Hair care tutorial, a Tutorial on how to keep your hair in style, like Jesse Watters.

Please send me your hair tutorial.

Hair tutorial by Uncle Dimma March 17, 2022

Hands off my Texas 

If you don't like Texan politics, you're welcome to go somewhere else outside the state of Texas.

Hands off my Texas is similar to don't fauci my Florida.

Hands off my Texas by Uncle Dimma March 13, 2022

Don't Fauci my Florida 

Please don't propose or implement your bad political ideas in my country or city or municipality.

I am serious, please don't fauci my Florida. Please go somewhere else with your political ideas.

Don't Fauci my Florida by Uncle Dimma March 13, 2022

Sergey Lavrov 

a pathological liar, Russian minister of foreign affairs under Putin.

For Sergey Lavrov being a pathological liar is a congenital medical condition. He however, isn't delusional and certainly doesn't believe in his own lies.

Sergey Lavrov by Uncle Dimma March 13, 2022

You can't take a horse to water

You can't force a person to do what they don't want to do.

You can't take a horse to water is a useful phrase to learn when making friends.

You can't take a horse to water by Uncle Dimma March 13, 2022

The 2022 invasion of ukraine 

1) the modern equivalent of "today Poland, tomorrow the world

2) perhaps the beginning of world War 3

Not only did the world lose its faith in humanity, but during the 2022 invasion of ukraine putin became nostradamus's third antichrist

The 2022 invasion of ukraine by Uncle Dimma March 13, 2022

Poisoned kool-aid 

Tucker Carlson type ubiquitous political propaganda

Stop listening to the poisoned kool-aid

Poisoned kool-aid by Uncle Dimma March 12, 2022