Definitions by Uncle Dimma

Itpab

A subcategory of pitpab or sitpab

When people feel itpab they can act out by being attention seekers.

Itpab by Uncle Dimma March 18, 2026

Itpab

A subcategory of pitpab: stands for irrelevant therefore pugilistic angry and bitter.

People that cause too much chaos or trouble in your life aren't necessarily bad people. They're attention seekers and they don't understand they're itpab.

Itpab by Uncle Dimma March 18, 2026

Resident alien number

What all immigrants, illegal or not, had in the us prior the Vietnam War in 1969.

Father: how do we control illegal immigration to the us?

Teenage son: I know! I know! Let's go go back to the resident alien number system

Father: brilliant idea

Resident alien number by Uncle Dimma March 18, 2026

Socio-culturally illiterate

People who are so phone dependent that they have almost lost the ability to read.

I'm not a machine-dependent brat. Neither am I Socio-culturally illiterate; I can read a book by Sarah Knight.

Socio-culturally illiterate by Uncle Dimma March 13, 2026

Machine-dependent brats

Kids under age 25 today who go absolutely ballistic when they're on an all- inclusive vacation and can't access the internet.

Socio-culturally illiterate, Machine-dependent brats should rediscover the power and joy of actual reading while on vacation.

Machine-dependent brats by Uncle Dimma March 13, 2026

Metabiology

New term for transexuality

Just like metaphysics and metaphilosophy, ie whatever happens beyond philosophy or physics, exists, transsexuality must be renamed metabiology since transsexuals exist in contradiction to biology.

Metabiology by Uncle Dimma March 6, 2026

Coffee-functional

Adj: you become functional in the morning only after having had your cup of coffee

Are you coffee-functional?

Coffee-functional by Uncle Dimma March 4, 2026