Definitions by Uncle Dimma

Diving helmet

The ancestor of modern scuba diving equipment.

The diving helmet would have looked like a combination of a gas mask and a scuba diving mask.

Diving helmet by Uncle Dimma June 1, 2022

Schmutzvering 

(Words schmutz and covering): something ugly that's not a covid mask but still covers all or part of your face

A gas mask or a diving helmet would be considered schmutzvering

Schmutzvering by Uncle Dimma June 1, 2022

Schmutzvering 

Anything ugly that covers all or part of your beautiful face

A gas mask and a diving helmet ( a diving helmet is the ancestor to modern scuba gear) are considered schmutzvering nowadays.

Schmutzvering by Uncle Dimma May 31, 2022

Fauci covering 

Things other than a cloth mask that fauci might want you to wear

A gas mask and a diving helmet can be considered in the category of fauci covering.

Fauci covering by Uncle Dimma May 30, 2022

Schmutzvering 

A combination of schmutz and covering

What qualifies as a schmutzvering anyways?

Schmutzvering by Uncle Dimma May 30, 2022

Chicken stock 

(куром насмех in Russian): when you do something so silly/stupid- but never retargerous- that even a chicken at the local farm will make laughing stock put of you

Never do anything chicken stock.

Chicken stock by Uncle Dimma May 30, 2022

Fauci covering 

Any type of face covering, covering all or part of the face, that proves, as the name suggests, that you are either a fauci groupie or a fauci groundhog or both.

A fauci covering is not limited to the cloth mask. It can also include items such as a gas mask or a diving helmet, if fauci wants you to wear those.(for those who don't know, a diving helmet is the ancestor to modern scuba diving mask).

Fauci covering by Uncle Dimma May 27, 2022