Definitions by Uncle Dimma
treife
used to describe something, usually food, books and other objects, that are a) uneducational b) unfit for a persons spiritual consumption c) unfit for a persons political, social or moral well being
a boy comes home from school with a bunch of books he picked up at a yard sale and his father looks them over thens says:
how dare you bring such treife books into this house, all youve gotten is a biographjy of karl marx, the communist manifesto by trotsky and a nancy drew mystery story...what rubbish...go and read something more educational, like your high school math and chemistry books...
how dare you bring such treife books into this house, all youve gotten is a biographjy of karl marx, the communist manifesto by trotsky and a nancy drew mystery story...what rubbish...go and read something more educational, like your high school math and chemistry books...
treife by Uncle Dimma December 3, 2011
traincreep
This concept was imported to us from Holland and is used to define
1) A silver-fox age (usualy 45-60) male with RSCS on a train or bus who systematically and purposefully tries to sit in the vicinity of an often young (age somewhere between 18-25) woman and then to enter into a conversation with her
2) a silver fox age male pedophile who, instead of prowling the Internet, Facebook and other social networking sites to find his young female (often teenage) victims, he uses intercity trains and public city buses to do so.
1) A silver-fox age (usualy 45-60) male with RSCS on a train or bus who systematically and purposefully tries to sit in the vicinity of an often young (age somewhere between 18-25) woman and then to enter into a conversation with her
2) a silver fox age male pedophile who, instead of prowling the Internet, Facebook and other social networking sites to find his young female (often teenage) victims, he uses intercity trains and public city buses to do so.
a guy posts on an online forum:
A: When I am on the train or the bus I always try to sit down as close to a pretty girl as possible in order to talk to her
B: Oh no shit! you are a traincreep, right?
Successful attempt by a traincreep on the actual train or bus:
Traincreep: Hey, how are you today?
Woman: I am grerat thanks, but I am now reading something interesting about Sigmund Freud. I do not want to sound rude, but sorry, I am busy.
Traincreep: Annoying all those train or bus delays, eh?
Woman: YES! And yesterday I was late for university.
Traincreep: Wow, what are you studying?
Woman: I study psychology in Amsterdam!
Traincreep: That's funny, I am also studying in Amsterdam, but in art...
..conversation continues until the next train or bus stop...
A: When I am on the train or the bus I always try to sit down as close to a pretty girl as possible in order to talk to her
B: Oh no shit! you are a traincreep, right?
Successful attempt by a traincreep on the actual train or bus:
Traincreep: Hey, how are you today?
Woman: I am grerat thanks, but I am now reading something interesting about Sigmund Freud. I do not want to sound rude, but sorry, I am busy.
Traincreep: Annoying all those train or bus delays, eh?
Woman: YES! And yesterday I was late for university.
Traincreep: Wow, what are you studying?
Woman: I study psychology in Amsterdam!
Traincreep: That's funny, I am also studying in Amsterdam, but in art...
..conversation continues until the next train or bus stop...
traincreep by Uncle Dimma December 1, 2011
a treif-jew
this is an amalgamation of the terms a treife and a jew. It's a term of derision or insult, usually used by jews against other jews, to define 1) a jew who behaves and acts like a goy or 2) a jew who has converted out of judaism into another monotheistic religion.
two jews meet on the street and one of them is eating a Black Forest ham and cheese sandwich.
jew a) how dare you eat this junk, you a treif-jew, you are disgrace to judaism.
jew b) thanks for reminding me, but please just stuff it and be on your way.
jew a) how dare you eat this junk, you a treif-jew, you are disgrace to judaism.
jew b) thanks for reminding me, but please just stuff it and be on your way.
a treif-jew by Uncle Dimma December 1, 2011
kikecist
either 1) a pejorative term for an anti-semite 2) a jew who is anti-semitic 3) a pejorative term for people who are not necessarily anti-semitic but greedy themselves
2 people get into an argument:
Person a): all jews are greedy
person b) look who is talking, you are only saying so because you are either greedy yourself or you are a kikecist
Person a): all jews are greedy
person b) look who is talking, you are only saying so because you are either greedy yourself or you are a kikecist
kikecist by Uncle Dimma November 30, 2011