Definitions by Uncle Dimma
booker
an offensive term for a US county sheriff.
This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if you do do something stupid in his presence, such as resisting your arrest, book you a ticket to the slammer or big house.
This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if you do do something stupid in his presence, such as resisting your arrest, book you a ticket to the slammer or big house.
boy a): yay. just heard flying agaric is a pleasant experience. Let's try it.
boy b) I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker pulled you over and booked you in the slammer for the night, wouldn't it?
boy b) I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker pulled you over and booked you in the slammer for the night, wouldn't it?
booker by Uncle Dimma September 18, 2012
institutionalist
boy a) was Karl Marx an institutionalist?
boy b) yes. he institutionalized the concepts of communism, socialism, capitalism, etc. and he was an institutionalist in the field of, if I am not mistaken, political science
boy b) yes. he institutionalized the concepts of communism, socialism, capitalism, etc. and he was an institutionalist in the field of, if I am not mistaken, political science
institutionalist by Uncle Dimma September 18, 2012
rotten apple
a) an offensive term for a school age child (under the age of 18) who has disciplinary problems and is being rebellious against their parents.
b) a piece of bad news
b) a piece of bad news
mother: Becky, i have a rotten apple for you. I didn't give birth to you so as a teenager you would be a rotten apple.
Becky: Lol. i not a rotten apple, mom. you as my compilliterate simply don't understand the children and teenagers of our generation.
Becky: Lol. i not a rotten apple, mom. you as my compilliterate simply don't understand the children and teenagers of our generation.
rotten apple by Uncle Dimma September 18, 2012
not my brand of whiskey
boy: dad can you help me with physics homework?
father: non, physics is not my brand of whiskey. i am a chemical engineer.
father: non, physics is not my brand of whiskey. i am a chemical engineer.
not my brand of whiskey by Uncle Dimma September 18, 2012
go scratch yourself
father: son your singing sucks. Let me pay you lessons at LaScala in Milan.
son: Dad, you wont change the horrible singing aspect of my personality. Besides, now is the time, hint and hint to go scratch yourself. Let the singing lessons hang themselves a la Benito Mussolini. I am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays.
son: Dad, you wont change the horrible singing aspect of my personality. Besides, now is the time, hint and hint to go scratch yourself. Let the singing lessons hang themselves a la Benito Mussolini. I am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays.
go scratch yourself by Uncle Dimma September 14, 2012
the medicine you digest so well lately
mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like this, I mean, the medicine you digest so well lately. This anti-social habit won't get you anywhere in life.
Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.
Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.
the medicine you digest so well lately by Uncle Dimma September 14, 2012
Notting Hill In-laws
when your in-laws, or your significant others' family are some of the most dysfunctional people around but your partner/significant other is completely normal. Taken from the movie Notting Hill and based on the parents of Hugh Grant's character.
man a) I just got married, but also have a big surprise along with the marriage
man's sister: what is it?
man: If you wanted to say that my wife doesn't love me, that's not it.
sister: Stop putting words in the horse's mouth
man (ignoring the interruption): Lol. i just found out I have Notting Hill In-laws. Mother-in-law is a recovering crack addict and and alcoholic, father-in-law has a criminal record for Bernie Madoff style fraud and has already served time and was released, one brother-in-law is currently in jail for helping smuggle illegal Mexican immigrants into The States. You get the picture. However, what is bizarre in all of this is that my wife has no addiction, no criminal record and is completely sane.
sister: Lol. Are you serious?
man: Dead serious.
man's sister: what is it?
man: If you wanted to say that my wife doesn't love me, that's not it.
sister: Stop putting words in the horse's mouth
man (ignoring the interruption): Lol. i just found out I have Notting Hill In-laws. Mother-in-law is a recovering crack addict and and alcoholic, father-in-law has a criminal record for Bernie Madoff style fraud and has already served time and was released, one brother-in-law is currently in jail for helping smuggle illegal Mexican immigrants into The States. You get the picture. However, what is bizarre in all of this is that my wife has no addiction, no criminal record and is completely sane.
sister: Lol. Are you serious?
man: Dead serious.
Notting Hill In-laws by Uncle Dimma September 6, 2012