Definitions by Uncle Dimma
my enemy's enemy is my friend
a phrase (used in The United States foreign policy since the end of The Spanish-American War/Roosevelt Corollary) meaning :
as long as I (or my country) have a common enemy with a given person (or other country) I will take the risk that this friend (or allied country) of mine might later betray me.
as long as I (or my country) have a common enemy with a given person (or other country) I will take the risk that this friend (or allied country) of mine might later betray me.
Jason: James my man, I am doing a polit sci paper for school and am not sure what would be an appropriate epitome of the phrase my enemy's enemy is my friend.
James: The perfect epitome of this phrase would be Afghanistan. The United States and Afghanistan collaborated against The Soviet Union in 1979-1986 and then Afghanistan betrays The United States by fostering Al Quaeda.
James: The perfect epitome of this phrase would be Afghanistan. The United States and Afghanistan collaborated against The Soviet Union in 1979-1986 and then Afghanistan betrays The United States by fostering Al Quaeda.
my enemy's enemy is my friend by Uncle Dimma January 9, 2013
BFA
(acronym for blank firing attachment): a cool/ridiculous synonym for condom used by the male members of the Canadian military.
Canadian soldier a): James, I'll see you after Christmas break
Canadian soldier b) all right, but since i am of your propensity to fool around with any broad that might come your way, please don't forget your BFA when you go home this holiday season.
Canadian soldier a): i sure won't.
Canadian soldier b) all right, but since i am of your propensity to fool around with any broad that might come your way, please don't forget your BFA when you go home this holiday season.
Canadian soldier a): i sure won't.
BFA by Uncle Dimma January 5, 2013
to sift flour
(verb) said of a conversation, an activity, a book or a movie: to become dull, boring, meaningless, and/or redundant
boy a) I am going home, guys, this conversation is beginning to sift flour. I have homework to do anyways.
boys b and c) Peter, suit yourself, we are not forcing to further participate in the conversation.
boys b and c) Peter, suit yourself, we are not forcing to further participate in the conversation.
to sift flour by Uncle Dimma January 5, 2013
better paying job
son: I don't like homework and I don't want to nigger at McDonald's or Burger King, or perform so other unqualifiable job.
father: I, as a Martian, have a solution for you. shut up, get an education and then later on a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to become a construction site foreman then hopefully open your own construction firm.
father: I, as a Martian, have a solution for you. shut up, get an education and then later on a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to become a construction site foreman then hopefully open your own construction firm.
better paying job by Uncle Dimma January 4, 2013
neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk
this term is used to describe
1) a problem that is so hard and incomprehensible to anybody, that even most experts in the field that the said problem relates to can't make head or tail of it.
2) a phrase meaning 'neither here nor there'
1) a problem that is so hard and incomprehensible to anybody, that even most experts in the field that the said problem relates to can't make head or tail of it.
2) a phrase meaning 'neither here nor there'
two boys discussing physics homework:
boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us a physics problems that is neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?
boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you mentally challenged, and therefore lazy, or are you normal, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?
boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I'm neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk, just a little peeved. Bear with me; today i feel eccentric and just wanna complain my head off for no specific reason.
boy 2) lol Peter
boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us a physics problems that is neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?
boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you mentally challenged, and therefore lazy, or are you normal, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?
boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I'm neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk, just a little peeved. Bear with me; today i feel eccentric and just wanna complain my head off for no specific reason.
boy 2) lol Peter
neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk by Uncle Dimma January 3, 2013
hitting the sauce
being a gas wholesaler/pundit, talking intellectual sounding nonsense about any given scientific discipline
boy : Is barium chloride edible?
mother: how dare you Victor? What? talking such nonsense when you've been educated in one of the best private schools in the country? Please do us all a favor, stop hitting the sauce, all right?
Victor: my graduation is lol, a month away; i would like to, after said graduation, to imitate Fred and George Weasley of the Harry Potter books, but instead of opening a joke shop, i'd like to publish a book on how Robespierre and his Committee of Public Safety can be compared to Stalin and the Soviet NKVD/KGB
mother: (even louder): are you an uptard, how many times do i have to tell you to stop hitting the sauce?
mother: how dare you Victor? What? talking such nonsense when you've been educated in one of the best private schools in the country? Please do us all a favor, stop hitting the sauce, all right?
Victor: my graduation is lol, a month away; i would like to, after said graduation, to imitate Fred and George Weasley of the Harry Potter books, but instead of opening a joke shop, i'd like to publish a book on how Robespierre and his Committee of Public Safety can be compared to Stalin and the Soviet NKVD/KGB
mother: (even louder): are you an uptard, how many times do i have to tell you to stop hitting the sauce?
hitting the sauce by Uncle Dimma January 2, 2013
to idolize Marilyn Monroe
(verb): for a woman to be so sexy as to have multiple men on their knees in front of her at the same time, asking and begging her to be her boyfriend/lover/fuckfriend; when such females walk around in public, all men in the vicinity are immediately masculated (regain their virility by having a boner.
man a): Robert, did you see this girl walk by? I think the way she was dressed to idolize Marilyn Monroe. How many men do you think were at her feet this morning?
man b): haha Amos. what you didn't notice, may I remind you, is that the Venusian you were referring to also had her Martian at her side. Her man would probably have knocked you out if heard you talk about his bird that way. Women are not supposed to be some fetishized sex object.
man b): haha Amos. what you didn't notice, may I remind you, is that the Venusian you were referring to also had her Martian at her side. Her man would probably have knocked you out if heard you talk about his bird that way. Women are not supposed to be some fetishized sex object.
to idolize Marilyn Monroe by Uncle Dimma January 1, 2013