Definitions by Uncle Dimma
troglodithe
1) a term invented by Montesquieu to refer to a myhtical nation he describes in his work The Spirit of The Laws
2) a term of endearment, usually referring to small children, calling them, in fact, 'cute little baby monsters' (used by my grandmother on my and my aunt when they were little)
2) a term of endearment, usually referring to small children, calling them, in fact, 'cute little baby monsters' (used by my grandmother on my and my aunt when they were little)
mother: Peter, my favorite troglodithe, it's time to pick up your toys and go to bed, sweetheart.
Peter: Wait, lol, since you called me a troglodithe, my nickname is now Squirtle, as in one of the three starting Pokemon?
mother: lol, my troglodithe Squirtle, please pick up your toys and go to bed.
Peter (now calling himself Squirtle, as a nickname): okay.
Peter: Wait, lol, since you called me a troglodithe, my nickname is now Squirtle, as in one of the three starting Pokemon?
mother: lol, my troglodithe Squirtle, please pick up your toys and go to bed.
Peter (now calling himself Squirtle, as a nickname): okay.
troglodithe by Uncle Dimma March 5, 2013
putting words in the horse's mouth
boy, in an argument with his father:
boy: dad, sorry, but I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)
father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa?
boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later.
boy: dad, sorry, but I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)
father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa?
boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later.
putting words in the horse's mouth by Uncle Dimma March 4, 2013
to idolize Marilyn Monroe
(verb): for a woman to be so sexy (or sexily dressed) as to have multiple men on their knees in front of her at the same time, begging to be her boyfriend/lover/fuckfriend; when such females walk around in public, all men in the vicinity are immediately masculated.
man a): Robert, did you see this girl walk by? I think she was specifically dressed to idolize Marilyn Monroe. How many men do you think were at her feet this morning? i just had a boner.
man b): haha Amos. what you didn't notice, lol is that the Venusian you were referring to also had her Martian with her. Her man would probably have knocked you out if heard you talk about his bird that way. Women are not supposed to be some fetishized sex object.
man b): haha Amos. what you didn't notice, lol is that the Venusian you were referring to also had her Martian with her. Her man would probably have knocked you out if heard you talk about his bird that way. Women are not supposed to be some fetishized sex object.
to idolize Marilyn Monroe by Uncle Dimma March 3, 2013
an idea with merit
man a) my niece, who lives with me since she ran away from home a few years ago due to my alcoholic of a brother, was accepted to Harvard to study biochemistry. I can't afford the tuition. what can i do?
man b) i know i sound a bit esoteric, but would you remember the movie Stealing Harvard?
man a) um, yeah, sort of. Why du ask?
man b) I plan on helping your niece by reenacting the scenario from the movie Stealing Harvard.
man a) Are you serious?
man b) yes. i think it's an idea with merit.
man a) okay, you are entitled to your opinion, but the Unforgiveables don't think so.
man b) i know i sound a bit esoteric, but would you remember the movie Stealing Harvard?
man a) um, yeah, sort of. Why du ask?
man b) I plan on helping your niece by reenacting the scenario from the movie Stealing Harvard.
man a) Are you serious?
man b) yes. i think it's an idea with merit.
man a) okay, you are entitled to your opinion, but the Unforgiveables don't think so.
an idea with merit by Uncle Dimma February 24, 2013
assbogganing
to slide down a flight of stairs on your behind, especially the snow and ice covered steps leading to your own front door.
N.B. this word is an amalgamation of the terms (ass a.k.a. behind) and tobogganing)
N.B. this word is an amalgamation of the terms (ass a.k.a. behind) and tobogganing)
son: I never tried assbogganing down our front steps. mom, can i please.
Mom: no, I won't stand for it. Now, if you want to make yourself useful around the house, my favorite idiotager, instead of assbogganing down the front steps, get a shovel and some salt, clean the bloody snow and ice off the front steps. Not as many people as you are as masochistic as to like assbogganing for fun.
son (sulks at his mother, then shoves off to clean the snow and ice off the front steps)
Mom: no, I won't stand for it. Now, if you want to make yourself useful around the house, my favorite idiotager, instead of assbogganing down the front steps, get a shovel and some salt, clean the bloody snow and ice off the front steps. Not as many people as you are as masochistic as to like assbogganing for fun.
son (sulks at his mother, then shoves off to clean the snow and ice off the front steps)
assbogganing by Uncle Dimma February 24, 2013
poker habit
son: Dad, what is a poker habit?
Dad: son, it's when people are addicted to games where you need to bet money. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings. their marriages, their property and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid complete financial ruin.
Dad: son, it's when people are addicted to games where you need to bet money. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings. their marriages, their property and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid complete financial ruin.
poker habit by Uncle Dimma February 22, 2013
jack blacker
an affectionate term for any addiction, especially a gambling addiction where the person gambles away their money playing, specifically blackjack and poker
(N.B. jack blacker is actually an amalgamation of the games of blackjack and poker)
(N.B. jack blacker is actually an amalgamation of the games of blackjack and poker)
son: Dad, what is a jack blacker
Dad: son, it's when people are addicted to card games where you need to bet money, especially blackjack and poker. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings, their marriages, their property and the like. some even end up doing harakiri.
Dad: son, it's when people are addicted to card games where you need to bet money, especially blackjack and poker. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings, their marriages, their property and the like. some even end up doing harakiri.
jack blacker by Uncle Dimma February 22, 2013