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Definitions by Uncle Dimma

Climate dysphoria 

When you're confused as to whether the church, the state or science will determine if climate 🤔 change is real.
I have climate dysphoria because I believe that the church should decide if climate change 🤔 is real.
Climate dysphoria by Uncle Dimma September 7, 2023

Climate dysphoria 

A new psychiatric disorder similar to gender dysphoria but you're genetically incapable of understanding that climate is part of your external locus of control and therefore cannot be geoengineered to fit our godless understanding of [climate change
When you suffer from climate dysphoria in then United States, the solution is simple : move to a non climate dysphoric country like in the Muslim world and say inshallah every time you open your weather app on your phone.
Climate dysphoria by Uncle Dimma September 4, 2023

Milking the cash cow 

Abusing the generous welfare state in Canada or the United States of America for your own personal gain.
If you have a business outside north America and you still live on welfare here in north America, you have a morality problem. Stop milking the cash cow.

Slim down x 

Get rid of all the useless, meaningless bureaucrats in your company or organization in order to streamline your operations.
Canadian civil service needs to slim down x and hire more social workers
Slim down x by Uncle Dimma August 22, 2023

Even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut 

Another way of saying, Even people who get most things wrong in their lives, sometimes get something right
The saying even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut can apply to tv political pundits lying to you all the time who unintentionally accidentally once in a blue moon say something politically true.

Ad hominem campaign 

When you run your political campaign based solely on -false and undeserved- ad hominem attacks of your political opponents and their/or their families.
The 2024 race between Trump and Biden is shaping up to be an ad hominem campaign- on both sides mind you.
The term TLD was used by Laura Ingraham on Aug 2 2023.
TLD by Uncle Dimma August 2, 2023