Definitions by Uncle Dimma
Habs
a) (short for Habitans): a term refering to French Canadians of both Upper Canada as well as Lower Canada. This is synonymous with calling an American 'a Yankee' or a Canadian (from outside Quebec) 'a Canuck', but is much less offensive.
b) a term of endearment refering to the Montreal Canadians hockey club.
b) a term of endearment refering to the Montreal Canadians hockey club.
father: son, what's your latest school project on ?
son: Dad, my project's thesis is trying to explain why the Montreal Canadians hockey team is alternatively and dearly referred to as the Habs. you can, lol, read the rest of my written paper when I'm done with it.
son: Dad, my project's thesis is trying to explain why the Montreal Canadians hockey team is alternatively and dearly referred to as the Habs. you can, lol, read the rest of my written paper when I'm done with it.
Habs by Uncle Dimma August 10, 2013
z-chara board hit
N.B: this definition, with no offense meant for Zdeno Chara of The Boston Bruins or anyone else on The Boston Bruins organization, is named after Zdeno Chara's now infamous (among Montreal Canadiens fans) hit on Max Pacioretty in the 2010-2011 NHL season.
in the NHL, a type of (intentional?) boarding -at an angle of course-the point of which is to (intentionally?) injure the player of the opposing team.
in the NHL, a type of (intentional?) boarding -at an angle of course-the point of which is to (intentionally?) injure the player of the opposing team.
NHL fan forum post: Shame on you, dear Mr Gary Bettman for not having suspended Zdeno Chara for more games after his infamous z-chara board hit on Max Pacioretty.
reply to post: asking yourself the question of whether or not Zdeno Chara intentionally injured Max Pacioretty is objectively meaningless. Also Gary Bettman is not, and I repeat in vox populii NOT, part of the problem. Whether intentional or not, a z-chara board hit, IMHO, is supposed to be banned in the NHL; an NHL game is not some kind of modern Roman gladiator spectacle where injuring, maiming, and even sometimes killing, one's opponents was not only tolerated, but encouraged. We have taken the Latin concept of panem et circenses far enough a.i.
reply to post: asking yourself the question of whether or not Zdeno Chara intentionally injured Max Pacioretty is objectively meaningless. Also Gary Bettman is not, and I repeat in vox populii NOT, part of the problem. Whether intentional or not, a z-chara board hit, IMHO, is supposed to be banned in the NHL; an NHL game is not some kind of modern Roman gladiator spectacle where injuring, maiming, and even sometimes killing, one's opponents was not only tolerated, but encouraged. We have taken the Latin concept of panem et circenses far enough a.i.
z-chara board hit by Uncle Dimma August 8, 2013
cruiser
a French-Canadian Quebec verb (pronounced croozay) meaning: to lazily, and at a low and leisurely speed, stalk someone in via a drive-by, either driving alongside them in a vehicle or following them on a bicycle.
(N.B. this term comes from, is somewhat related to, but has almost nothing to do with the English verb "to cruise".
(N.B. this term comes from, is somewhat related to, but has almost nothing to do with the English verb "to cruise".
person a) (screaming for help in French): aidez moi, ce specimen a essaye de me cruiser
person b) understanding French, but answering in English), what specimen tried stalking you?
person a) (who also happens to be bilingual) : um, this guy that I know from high school was stalking me, and he looked drunk and enraged, i think I scared him off. too bad bicycles don't require a license plate, so now, sorry, I can't do anything about it.
person b) understanding French, but answering in English), what specimen tried stalking you?
person a) (who also happens to be bilingual) : um, this guy that I know from high school was stalking me, and he looked drunk and enraged, i think I scared him off. too bad bicycles don't require a license plate, so now, sorry, I can't do anything about it.
cruiser by Uncle Dimma August 4, 2013
goy
(plural goyim): a very offensive term for a non-monotheist or idol-worshiper
N.B: this is a politically incorrect and media-ignored, but historically and culturally correct definition, based on The Shem-ah Israel, the holiest prayer in Judaism.
N.B: this is a politically incorrect and media-ignored, but historically and culturally correct definition, based on The Shem-ah Israel, the holiest prayer in Judaism.
Since Jews are defined, by The Shem-ah Israel, as solely monotheists ( to be interpreted by Jews a as a scientific thesis), by antithesis, a goy thus becomes not only a non-Jew (offensive, media-defined, but culturally and historically incorrect definition of a goy) but also a non-monotheist
goy by Uncle Dimma July 26, 2013
telling everybody your limo is triple parked
(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same ridiculous tall-tale ones, over and over again, and using them in different situations and on different people
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, did you hear your mother, go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets; I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling everybody your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, did you hear your mother, go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets; I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling everybody your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
telling everybody your limo is triple parked by Uncle Dimma July 24, 2013
mustardish
A) a condiment, that's, as the name implies, a combination of mustard and relish
B) a color that's a mixture of mustard yellow and relish green
C) adj: something that's dark, murky, and possibly yucky, combined
B) a color that's a mixture of mustard yellow and relish green
C) adj: something that's dark, murky, and possibly yucky, combined
Ron,, from the Harry Potter series,: yuck, my mom sent me a mustardish sweater.
Harry: it's actually maroon, you can't properly see the colour, due to the lack of light.
Harry: it's actually maroon, you can't properly see the colour, due to the lack of light.
mustardish by Uncle Dimma July 20, 2013
politically incorrect
a) (adj): the exact opposite of what is considered 'politically correct' in one's zeitgeist.
(nouns)
b) what the modern mediacratic society doesn't want you to become, so can it better manipulate you through the media and through meaningless commercials, by screaming to you "kisch mein royal tuchess ( translated to English as 'kiss my royal behind',קוש מיין רויאַל טאָכעס in it's original Yiddish)
c) a type of slang language, a sort of unintelligible double-speak to people who are politically correct, used among politically conscious individuals to say, in public, exactly what they mean and mean exactly what they say, politically speaking.
(nouns)
b) what the modern mediacratic society doesn't want you to become, so can it better manipulate you through the media and through meaningless commercials, by screaming to you "kisch mein royal tuchess ( translated to English as 'kiss my royal behind',קוש מיין רויאַל טאָכעס in it's original Yiddish)
c) a type of slang language, a sort of unintelligible double-speak to people who are politically correct, used among politically conscious individuals to say, in public, exactly what they mean and mean exactly what they say, politically speaking.
politically incorrect individuals, compared to the rest of the ignorant masses, are politically conscious simply because know by heart, and understand the essence of, Rene Descarte's Latin phrase cogito ergo sum
politically incorrect by Uncle Dimma July 16, 2013