Definitions by Uncle Dimma
adult friend finder
(N.B. not to be confused with AdultFriendFinder, therefore all my words have to be written separately and with lower-case letters)
(offensive):
a) the casual encounters section of the local Craigslist page
b) a MILF that has become your craigshook who helps you hook up with other MILF'S.
(offensive):
a) the casual encounters section of the local Craigslist page
b) a MILF that has become your craigshook who helps you hook up with other MILF'S.
dude 1) I don't have friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to help me find friends among their adult friends?
dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.
dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.
adult friend finder by Uncle Dimma April 15, 2014
trolling words
some sarcastic phrases and expressions such as big nick diggers are perfect examples of trolling words.
trolling words by Uncle Dimma April 14, 2014
neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turque
this term is used to describe
1) a problem in a given scientific subject that is so hard and incomprehensible that even most people with a PhD in that field have trouble making head or tail out of it.
2) a phrase meaning neither here nor there.
3) something that has rarely been seen in the scientific world, and it is therefore hard to make complete sense of it.
1) a problem in a given scientific subject that is so hard and incomprehensible that even most people with a PhD in that field have trouble making head or tail out of it.
2) a phrase meaning neither here nor there.
3) something that has rarely been seen in the scientific world, and it is therefore hard to make complete sense of it.
two boys discussing physics homework:
boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that are neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turque. Wtf?
boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you lazy, or are you a normal student, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?
boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I am neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turque. I feel like I just wanna complain to someone for no specific reason.
boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that are neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turque. Wtf?
boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you lazy, or are you a normal student, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?
boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I am neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turque. I feel like I just wanna complain to someone for no specific reason.
neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turque by Uncle Dimma April 13, 2014
What is it to Louis XIV
What is it to Louis XIV that you didn't do your homework in high school; I will not help you to save your sinking Titanic when you are in university. You have no one but yourself to blame.
What is it to Louis XIV by Uncle Dimma April 13, 2014
teenage pregnancy pacts
a new social phenomenon in U.S. high schools in which groups of teenage girls, dare each other- and actually try to carry out the said pact- to become pregnant all at the same time.
teenage pregnancy pacts should be studied as a sociological subbranch of teen sexual behavior. the most recent case of teenage pregnancy pacts occurred ca. 2008 in Worchester, Massachusetts.
teenage pregnancy pacts by Uncle Dimma April 11, 2014
spring has sprung
father: Adam, spring has sprung. I don't want to save your sinking Titanic. Now get up and do you homework, it's your last year of high school. If you fail this year, you would have done diddly-squat with your private education.
son: I didn't do diddly-squat, or what you called diddly-squat with my education; I play guitar in the high school music band
father : yup that counts as diddly-squat in a private school. Go study mechanical engineering or something.
son: I didn't do diddly-squat, or what you called diddly-squat with my education; I play guitar in the high school music band
father : yup that counts as diddly-squat in a private school. Go study mechanical engineering or something.
spring has sprung by Uncle Dimma April 11, 2014
blowing fairy dust up your skirt
a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt. He will just lie to you and you wouldn't know the difference.
blowing fairy dust up your skirt by Uncle Dimma March 24, 2014