Definitions by Uncle Dimma
pigging out
(nothing to do with gluttony or the seven deadly sins):
a) a Canadian Maritime term meaning "inviting friends over and eating junk food from plastic dishes, especially in front of the television".
b) overall behaving like a pig, in terms of your manners and social skills, at the dinner table.
c) farting and burping in public like an a deutsche schwein shortly after pigging out definition a) at your own or at a friend's house.
d) illegally occupying/squatting on a non-abandoned premises and behaving like a hotel room bachelor on said premises.
a) a Canadian Maritime term meaning "inviting friends over and eating junk food from plastic dishes, especially in front of the television".
b) overall behaving like a pig, in terms of your manners and social skills, at the dinner table.
c) farting and burping in public like an a deutsche schwein shortly after pigging out definition a) at your own or at a friend's house.
d) illegally occupying/squatting on a non-abandoned premises and behaving like a hotel room bachelor on said premises.
if pigging out is to be curtailed among modern bratagers, parents should be more actively involved in their offsprings' upbringing
pigging out by Uncle Dimma August 18, 2014
i.m.m.b
(although it normally stands for " I miss my baby or boo,):
also an acronym for 'in my morality book', i.e. morally speaking, according to me.
also an acronym for 'in my morality book', i.e. morally speaking, according to me.
a girl comes home from school during a rainstorm, and starts screaming,
"yoohoo, parents, get my dinner ready, I want to go a friend's house later.
father, from the living room: young lady, i.m.m.b I won't stand for it, your manners. Kodem koll, take off your raincoat, take a shower so you don't schwitz cuhm a chaizer, then, comme du monde, improve your vocabulary
"yoohoo, parents, get my dinner ready, I want to go a friend's house later.
father, from the living room: young lady, i.m.m.b I won't stand for it, your manners. Kodem koll, take off your raincoat, take a shower so you don't schwitz cuhm a chaizer, then, comme du monde, improve your vocabulary
i.m.m.b by Uncle Dimma August 17, 2014
Elmo's world
dad: son, stop living in Elmo's world.
son : you mean, you want me to stop living underwater
dad: no, I said stop living in a your own disconnected from reality world. people living underwater at least have intelligent ideas partially connected to reality, but considered beyond eccentric; you, however, are beyond the Pale.
son : you mean, you want me to stop living underwater
dad: no, I said stop living in a your own disconnected from reality world. people living underwater at least have intelligent ideas partially connected to reality, but considered beyond eccentric; you, however, are beyond the Pale.
Elmo's world by Uncle Dimma August 17, 2014
a know-it-all
an offensive term for an arrogant person who professes to know everything in 1 and only one subject but in reality they know absolutely nothing in that subject.
please do not confuse a know-it-all with a pundit, or someone that is blowing fairy dust up your skirt. they are 3 completely different things.
a know-it-all by Uncle Dimma August 6, 2014
blowing fairy dust up your skirt
a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt, he'll just lie and you wouldn't know the difference.
blowing fairy dust up your skirt by Uncle Dimma August 4, 2014
left high and dry
a) (archaic definition) : to be left alone and helpless
b) (my more modern, updated definition) : to be left with a self-induced alcohol/drug abuse problem and a non-existent sex life following an acrimonious break up
b) (my more modern, updated definition) : to be left with a self-induced alcohol/drug abuse problem and a non-existent sex life following an acrimonious break up
since getting professional psycho-social from a social worker costs a small fortune in Canada and the United States, it is no wonder that a lot of people will be left high and dry, according to both definition a) and b)
left high and dry by Uncle Dimma August 2, 2014