Definitions by Uncle Dimma

m.o.a.v 

Self explanatory. Stands for mother of all vice

When you're on a pwr play it's also abbreviated m.o.a.v

m.o.a.v by Uncle Dimma August 5, 2024

Mother of all vice 

Pwr play on steroids, exactly what it says, the biggest combination of vices ever. To be abbreviated m.o.a.v

A pwr play especially in the modern western world becomes the mother of all vice, even worse than hdmi

Mother of all vice by Uncle Dimma August 5, 2024

Pwr play 

(Not to be confused w an nhl power play):

Especially in Jamaica, a situation where you have access to all 3 components of pwr

Pwr becomes pwr play when you have unlimited access to pussy, weed and rum.

Pwr play by Uncle Dimma August 5, 2024

Pwr 

Stands for power.

a) Short for pussy, weed, rum

b) combining all 3 elements of definition a), pwr becomes pwr play

In Jamaica pwr, definitions both a) and b) is apparently all you need in order to survive. A pwr play is the mother of all vice.

Pwr by Uncle Dimma August 5, 2024

Your mental health 

The most important type, r.o.i wise, of health you will ever have.

Do not turn to astrology or your zodiac to help your mental health recover

Your mental health by Uncle Dimma June 29, 2024

husbands and boyfriends 

Exactly what it means

Husbands and boyfriends is the counter-concept to wags. Duh it's supposed to be abbreviated habs.

husbands and boyfriends by Uncle Dimma June 29, 2024

husbands and boyfriends 

(to be abbreviated HABS): literally the male denoting counter-concept of WAGS

If men are allowed to bring their wags, why not let women bring their Habs- husbands and boyfriends?

husbands and boyfriends by Uncle Dimma June 28, 2024