Definitions by Uncle Dimma
St Valentine's Day Massacre
a) an infamous massacre committed by Al Capone on St Valentine's Day 1929
b) when one breaks up with their significant other on St Valentine's Day
b) when one breaks up with their significant other on St Valentine's Day
St Valentine's Day Massacre by Uncle Dimma December 8, 2014
pornograph
(not to be confused with pornography) : similar to a regular diary, but the personal diary of a prostitute, was used in Ancient Greece.
the word pornograph is actually the correct English meaning of the modern term pornography, once our term pornography has been etymologically analyzed, i.e. decomposed into its Ancient Greek roots of ``porno`` and graphos.
pornograph by Uncle Dimma December 8, 2014
politically incorrect
adjectives:
a) the exact opposite of what is considered 'politically correct' in one's zeitgeist.
b) what the modern medioacratic society doesn't want you to become, so can it better manipulate you through the media, through meaningless commercials, by screaming to you kiss the Don's ring, or die.
(nouns)
c) a type of slang language, a sort of unintelligible double-speak used among politically conscious individuals to say, in public, exactly what they mean and mean exactly what they say, politically speaking, and at the same time avoid George Orwell's Big Brother
a) the exact opposite of what is considered 'politically correct' in one's zeitgeist.
b) what the modern medioacratic society doesn't want you to become, so can it better manipulate you through the media, through meaningless commercials, by screaming to you kiss the Don's ring, or die.
(nouns)
c) a type of slang language, a sort of unintelligible double-speak used among politically conscious individuals to say, in public, exactly what they mean and mean exactly what they say, politically speaking, and at the same time avoid George Orwell's Big Brother
politically incorrect individuals are politically conscious simply because they understand the essence of Rene Descarte's Latin phrase cogito ergo sum and are not afraid to be a white crow
politically incorrect by Uncle Dimma December 8, 2014
on the last train to Bombay
A) a phrase meaning " I don't care what will happen to the world after I am gone"
B) anything negative/ disastrous that happens on a work shift that after yours.
B) anything negative/ disastrous that happens on a work shift that after yours.
If , under definition b), someone does something retargerous at your job, don't feel responsible if it happened on the last train to Bombay.
on the last train to Bombay by Uncle Dimma December 3, 2014
peanut butter and jelly
the name peanut butter and jelly would make sense as a synonym for explosives training when one compares amateurish home explosives making, I.e. chemical mixing, with amateurish incompetent home cooking, I.e. ingredient mixing.
peanut butter and jelly by Uncle Dimma December 2, 2014
pigging out
(nothing to do with gluttony or the seven deadly sins):
a) a Canadian Maritimes term meaning "inviting friends over and eating junk food from plastic dishes, especially in front of the television".
b) overall behaving like a pig, in terms of your manners and social skills, at the dinner table.
c) illegally occupying/squatting on a non-abandoned premises and behaving like a hotel room bachelor on said premises.
a) a Canadian Maritimes term meaning "inviting friends over and eating junk food from plastic dishes, especially in front of the television".
b) overall behaving like a pig, in terms of your manners and social skills, at the dinner table.
c) illegally occupying/squatting on a non-abandoned premises and behaving like a hotel room bachelor on said premises.
if pigging out, especially definition b) is to be curtailed among modern bratagers, parents should be more actively involved in their offsprings' upbringing
pigging out by Uncle Dimma November 30, 2014
Miranda Rights
1) DOES NOT refer to a girl whose name is Miranda and last name is Rights!
2) Has nothing to do with the rights of any girl named Miranda to have a child when and with whom she wants and doesn't impact her rights to an abortion, as some of you guys have pointed out on urbandictionary.com.
3) a set of Constitutional rights that are read to any American citizen upon his arrest for a crime committed on US soil.
2) Has nothing to do with the rights of any girl named Miranda to have a child when and with whom she wants and doesn't impact her rights to an abortion, as some of you guys have pointed out on urbandictionary.com.
3) a set of Constitutional rights that are read to any American citizen upon his arrest for a crime committed on US soil.
Miranda Rights, as in definition 3) only, should not, under any circumstances be given to American citizens like Timothy McVeigh or Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, people who should have "(their) body torn apart by lupara blasts (...)".
(Bonus points if you can tell me where the quote in my example comes from :):)
(Bonus points if you can tell me where the quote in my example comes from :):)
Miranda Rights by Uncle Dimma November 30, 2014