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Definitions by Uncle Dimma

like it or lump it

usually a British phrase, meaning, " (...) whether you like it or not (...)".
like it or lump it, the Italian Mafia, IMHO replace, in Quebec, the spiel of the conscruption industry ; at least that will cut down on some bureaucracy
like it or lump it by Uncle Dimma December 16, 2014

social retard 

(semi-offensive term):

a) (offensive ): A person in North America, born after 1970 (or so), who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious, non-family and non ethnic related reasons

b) a person in North America born after 1950, who was never mentally ill, yet who never had any close friends either when they were a bratager and idiotager, and turned out fine when they became young adults.
Among modern North American teenagers obsessed with such sociological concepts as swag and yolo, it is not royal flush to be a social retard under definition a), or if you already fit definition a), you would be considered a social a social retard under definition b).
social retard by Uncle Dimma December 14, 2014

to the birds 

to hell in a hand basket or up your royal behind
if outsourcing and immigration continue to practiced hand-in-hand, the economy of the western world will go to the birds.
to the birds by Uncle Dimma December 11, 2014

to slay your dragon 

to voluntarily enter rehab for a drug/alcohol abuse problem.
i know it's hard, but most people need to know how to slay your dragon, or their dragon, rather, without waiting for the problem to get worse.

diddly-squat 

a cuter way of saying f* sweet all nothing
when you father was an engineering student, and you are in a private high school and playing guitar in the music band, if you are not a talented a carrot in god's potato field, you have done diddly-squat with your private education.
diddly-squat by Uncle Dimma December 11, 2014
acronym for never heard of such a thing.
i am not even sure myself how i came up with the acronym n-host.
n-host by Uncle Dimma December 10, 2014

to be struck by lightning 

to have an enlightenment or an epiphany
i want to be struck by lightning