Definitions by Uncle Dimma

pigvilization 

a civilization worthy of pigs

people throwing their empty water bottles on the floor in the metro is more indicative of a pigvilization rather than human civilization

pigvilization by Uncle Dimma March 9, 2015

carnaldestism 

(a combination of the words "baptism", "carnal" and "desire" ): the night someone is 'baptized' in terms of their carnal desires, i.e. loses their virginity.

a warning to ladies who have not had their carnaldestism yet: do not get drunk right beforehand; doing so is retargerous. you may later regret your decision

carnaldestism by Uncle Dimma March 9, 2015

we, humans, are creatures of habit 

a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the philosophical questions of "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of explaining to someone that no matter how hard they try to change their significant, the latter will always retain part of their individuality.

a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. not matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person. The only thing you can do, is not commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her.

we, humans, are creatures of habit by Uncle Dimma March 8, 2015

joint military operation 

an piece of individual written homework that you do with a partner anyways

a competent teacher will be able to tell the difference between a joint military operation and an individually plagiarized homework

joint military operation by Uncle Dimma March 8, 2015

Anto 

a male Portuguese/Italian name meaning, a very patient person

Do you know anyone named Anto? I do, and yes they are a very patient person

Anto by Uncle Dimma March 8, 2015

n-host 

acronym for never heard of such a thing.

if n-host is your motto, you are probably a close-minded individual; if you personally haven't heard of something it doesn't mean that it doesn't or can't exist or that science has never heard of it.

n-host by Uncle Dimma March 8, 2015

kiss and make up

try and get along with everyone, no matter how different they are from us

let's kiss and make up, disregarding all our ethnic, political, social and economic differences

kiss and make up by Uncle Dimma March 8, 2015