Definitions by Uncle Dimma

to pimp the S-1070 

To hire someone someone ( non sexual work) and live off of their labor like parasite, regardless of whether or not you are gainfully employed yourself.

Boy one: let's make more money. But how?

Boy two: let's try to pimp the S-1070 and get some illegal immigrants to work for us.

Boy one: you're a genius

to pimp the S-1070 by Uncle Dimma May 21, 2017

medicine you digest so well lately 

A negative social habit one has recently acquired

Mom: Lester stop interrupting, it's rude.

Son: what's wrong with it? You don't have anything meaningful to say to people of our generation.

Mom: I don't like this new medicine you digest so well lately. improve your vocabulary and speak to me comme du monde.

medicine you digest so well lately by Uncle Dimma May 20, 2017

to institutionalize 

Verb

A)( archaic): to forcibly or legally place someone in an institution, notably a mental health hospital, a prison or orphanage

B) ( modern): to legally define, in convoluted terms,- and thus make part of scholarly society- very simple concepts solely to manipulate the ignorant masses.

If you want to institutionalize, definition b) any word, you need to work in the media first

to institutionalize by Uncle Dimma May 19, 2017

devil-worship 

Immoral and/or amoral behavior

Son: is using animals in biomedical research considered devil-worship to the Unforgiveables?

Father: no, since the Unforgiveables protect private property. Now go take a course in biomedical ethics at McGill university for more information.

devil-worship by Uncle Dimma May 19, 2017

dump-clothes 

(Noun) a very offensive term for a person that IYHO dresses so badly /poorly that it literally looks like they have found their clothes at the garbage dump.

Aunt Petunia: Harry you stupid dump-clothes, how dare you go on a date with Hermione dressed like this?

Harry: since when, lol do you care about what Hermione will think about the way I dress?

dump-clothes by Uncle Dimma May 19, 2017

pint junkie 

A person who drinks a minimum of 2 pints of beer every time they go to a pub or bar

I was once, but no longer am, a pint junkie

pint junkie by Uncle Dimma May 16, 2017

banana 

Non offensive and non sexual term:

A person who is outwardly unfriendly but a shy and clumsy friend once you get to know them better

The term banana references the fact that a banana the fruit is not very appealing on the outside but sweet and tasty inside.

banana by Uncle Dimma May 16, 2017