Definitions by Uncle Dimma

nunnery

a) (antiquated meaning): the female version of a monastery
b) (new and improved meaning): a coolidiculous name for a place where all north american girls who are virgin past age 20 regularly gather and socialize

since yolo and yodo are concepts relevant to modern north america, a nunnery under definition b) might also be a place where the women "serve a life sentence" for the simple "crime" of "being virgin past age 20"

nunnery by Uncle Dimma May 14, 2018

kismat 

a problem with no apparent solution

when a guy loves 6 girls, it's a problem but when 6 girls love 1 guy, it's a kismat

kismat by Uncle Dimma May 10, 2018

expand your constituency

(to) do everything and anything to attract political followers, even if it includes lying

if youre Hillary Clinton, stop trying to expand your constituency and focus on the issues instead.

expand your constituency by Uncle Dimma May 10, 2018

pulled the balls on you 

( to pull the balls on you): for someone to take advantage of and psychologically abuse you -in terms of online manipulation-as well as maybe financially- and you were too ignorant or gullible to realize it

beware of each and every Craigslist response you get to your ad, especially if someone has already pulled the balls on you. once bitten, twice shy as they say

pulled the balls on you by Uncle Dimma May 8, 2018

pulled the balls on you 

to be taken advantage and abused you psychologically-in terms of online manipulation-as well as maybe financially and you were too ignorant or gullible to realize it

beware of each and every Craigslist response you get to your ad, especially if someone has already pulled the balls on you. once bitten, twice shy as they say

pulled the balls on you by Uncle Dimma May 8, 2018

dish issues 

having to rewash by hand the dishes that come out of your dishwasher simply because you have the wrong type of dishwashing liquid

i hate having dish issues, so a friendly piece of advice is to get the right type of dishwashing detergent comme du monde

dish issues by Uncle Dimma May 2, 2018

without knowledge in engineering 

Building or constructing something without having thought it through comme du monde

If you are building an electric chair in your basement without knowledge in engineering, you are not only slicing the pineapple but the result may be Frankenstein.

without knowledge in engineering by Uncle Dimma April 18, 2018