Definitions by Uncle Dimma

time skunk 

a person who pushes their e.t.a further and further back until they end up not coming to that social event at all

a time skunk probably doesn't value or respect your time

time skunk by Uncle Dimma February 3, 2020

microphone diarrhea

a diarrhea-like medical condition in which the sufferer, usually a corrupt incompetent politician, feels the frequent and urgent need to go a nearby microphone or camera for a pathetic little press conference.

lately adam schiff and nancy pelosi seemed to have been suffering from microphone diarrhea

microphone diarrhea by Uncle Dimma February 3, 2020

citizen country 

the country in which your company (or product) was originally headquartered (or produced) prior to outsourcing

for companies like paypal your citizen country is still the united states, even if you may do business elsewhere and your servers may be anywhere in the world.

citizen country by Uncle Dimma February 3, 2020

tuque hair 

what happens to your hair when it has been crumpled and or squashed after you've worn a tuque all day

i had tuque hair today

tuque hair by Uncle Dimma February 3, 2020

elderberry 

another term for an elderly person

there's no difference between calling your dad old man or an elderberry

elderberry by Uncle Dimma February 3, 2020

neo patriot 

a deep state actor who usurps the government's (of any country) right to conduct Russian and Ukrainian foreign policy

the zelensky-trump whistleblower was probably a neo patriot without knowledge in engineering

neo patriot by Uncle Dimma February 3, 2020

jump bazinga 

(verb) to literally get wasted and high, and, as a consequence, go berserk on someone for no apparent reason

don't jump bazinga on me

jump bazinga by Uncle Dimma February 2, 2020