Definitions by Uncle Dimma

citizen country 

the country in which your company (or product) was originally headquartered (or produced) prior to outsourcing

for companies like paypal your citizen country is still the united states, even if you may do business elsewhere and your servers may be anywhere in the world.

citizen country by Uncle Dimma February 7, 2020

get off my planet 

a nicer way of telling someone "get lost and leave me alone"

mom: David, go do your homeowrk,

David: get off my planet, i am going to Adam's house.

mom: I refuse to help you to save your sinking Titanic

get off my planet by Uncle Dimma February 7, 2020

to save your sinking Titanic 

to do everything humanely possible to save one's big time failing school/university semester

mom: go do your homework
son: go away. im off to a friend's house
mom: in which case, i refuse to help you to save your sinking titanic

to save your sinking Titanic by Uncle Dimma February 7, 2020

lipstick on a pig 

(a misogynistic term originally used by some Democrats to insult Sarah Palin during the US presidential campaign of 2008); they didn't like how much make make-up she had on)

a) overkill, when people go over and/or beyond their call of duty or responsibilities, or beyond acceptable socio -moral boundaries when doing something.

b) when people, for whatever reason, go out on a limb, and propose, for their zeitgeist, extremely novel, eccentric, living underwater type ideas for the improvement and/or regeneration of their society

a) I support capital punishment as a principle for certain crimes and under certain conditions, and will not, under any circumstances, go lipstick on a pig and reject the principle of capital punishment itself because I hate lethal injection or lethal gas as a method of execution; or, I might reject the use of capital punishment for a specific case; the moral of the fable is, do not go lip lipstick on a pig and betray your own moral principles.

b) The Philosophes, people such a Rousseau, Diderot, Voltaire and Montesquieu, among others, did indeed go lipstick on a pig between the death of Louis XIV and The American Revolution and accidentally ushered in The French Enlightenment

lipstick on a pig by Uncle Dimma February 7, 2020

verbal cannonade 

a tirade that sounds like an artillery bombardment when heard by the person you're talking to.

will you stop with your verbal cannonade; i can't listen to you like that.

verbal cannonade by Uncle Dimma February 3, 2020

reply-mail 

the email that's a reply to your email

what is the e.t.a of my reply-mail?

reply-mail by Uncle Dimma February 3, 2020

the 2018 us midterms 

the point of inflection at which trump derangement syndrome became trump impeachment syndrome

all neo progressive members of the squad minus aoc are responsible for bringing about the 2018 us midterms

the 2018 us midterms by Uncle Dimma February 3, 2020