Definitions by Uncle Dimma

time skunk 

a person who pushes their e.t.a further and further back until they end up not coming to that social event at all

a time skunk probably doesn't value or respect your time

time skunk by Uncle Dimma October 8, 2020

elderberry 

another term for an elderly person

there's no difference between calling your dad old man or an elderberry

elderberry by Uncle Dimma October 8, 2020

citizen country 

the country in which your company (or product) was originally headquartered (or produced) prior to outsourcing

for companies like paypal your citizen country is still the united states, even if you may do business elsewhere and your servers may be anywhere in the world.

citizen country by Uncle Dimma October 8, 2020

microphone diarrhea

a diarrhea-like medical condition in which the sufferer, usually a corrupt incompetent politician, feels the frequent and urgent need to go a nearby microphone or camera for a pathetic little press conference.

lately adam schiff and nancy pelosi seemed to have been suffering from microphone diarrhea

microphone diarrhea by Uncle Dimma October 5, 2020

bozophobe 

A decently intelligent person who is afraid of other intelligent people who pretend to be less intelligent than they actually are.

Im a bozophobe when it comes to talking about James Comey or Hilary Clinton. They are actually more intelligent than they pretend to be on t.v.

bozophobe by Uncle Dimma October 4, 2020

time skunk 

a person who pushes their e.t.a further and further back until they end up not coming to that social event at all

a time skunk probably doesn't value or respect your time

time skunk by Uncle Dimma October 4, 2020

to air out 

( verb, refering to the 2 la county sheriff's deputies shot outside a compton metro station in aug 2020): to shoot a cop in the face or head

If you want to air out a cop, be prepared to go to the electric chair, even if your victim survives.

to air out by Uncle Dimma October 4, 2020