Definitions by Uncle Dimma

Snowflake intellectual 

A person pretending to be an intellectual, usually a politician, who don't have the meats to stand up for their political point of view when it really matters, as in an intellectual argument.

A snowflake intellectual can often become angry, apoplectic and even verbally abusive when they feel threatened in an intellectual debate or when someone tries to challenge their point of view.

Snowflake intellectual by Uncle Dimma May 27, 2021

ain't-no-saint 

Adj: a sexually promiscuous but still morally decent teen girl

An ain't-no-saint girl can be characterized as classy in the streets but sassy in the sheets. If you're girl can be classified as an ain't-no-saint, you're one lucky guy.

ain't-no-saint by Uncle Dimma May 27, 2021

fugsterrating 

adj : F*ing frustrating

If someone or something is being fugsterrating, don't get angry; just piss on it and walk away.

fugsterrating by Uncle Dimma May 27, 2021

p.h.c 

(Psychological human contact): (when you work alone all day at the back of the warehouse), the only other employee who comes to see you and talk to you.

When I worked at my previous job, I actually had a personal p.h.c by the name of Matt.

p.h.c by Uncle Dimma May 27, 2021

pigs don't fly 

A phrase meaning : normal and civilized- however one is to define these terms- people don't behave the way you do.

A boy comes home from physical sciences class and starts putting scissors in the electric plug.

His mother: James, is this f-sag? What are you doing? Pigs don't fly you silly.

James: it's not f-sag, it's to impress my physics teacher.

pigs don't fly by Uncle Dimma May 27, 2021

banana 

Non offensive and non sexual term:

A person who is outwardly unfriendly but a shy and clumsy friend once you get to know them better

The term banana references the fact that a banana the fruit is not very appealing on the outside but sweet and tasty inside.

banana by Uncle Dimma May 27, 2021

dump-clothes 

(Noun) a very offensive term for a person that IYHO dresses so badly /poorly that it literally looks like they have found their clothes at the garbage dump.

Aunt Petunia: Harry you stupid dump-clothes, how dare you go on a date with Hermione dressed like this?

Harry: since when, lol do you care about what Hermione will think about the way I dress?

dump-clothes by Uncle Dimma May 27, 2021