Definitions by Uncle Dimma

How to win at life 

What? It's metaphysically possible, mind you.

How to win at life you ask? Metaphysically very possible!!!! Just welcome HDMI into your life. Just become homeless and start taking drugs. and be mentally ill. Et voilà it's done. You won at life.

How to win at life by Uncle Dimma December 30, 2021

Degradation of society 

What happens when civilisation is

replaced with HDMI

Ignoring and/ or not treating HDMI and crime is the purest form of degradation of society.

Degradation of society by Uncle Dimma December 30, 2021

Life 

Something that involves risk but doesn't require oxygen

Why doesn't life need oxygen but involves risk? It's simple; a homeless person on drugs doesn't care about oxygen- I.e.theyll do what they want when they want, with or without my approval.

Life by Uncle Dimma December 29, 2021

Green light 

A) Parental approval of your significant other and/or permission to get married

B) right to get high or wasted in public and do other retargerous activities

If you're under 25 please get a green light especially for def a).

Green light by Uncle Dimma December 29, 2021

Drunk elephant

Even in your sober state, a naturally clumsy person going to the gym.

If you think reparations are for you you're more high than a drunk elephant

Drunk elephant by Uncle Dimma December 29, 2021

Reparations

Oxygen for l.e.m type people, blm'ers, as well others who have nothing better to do during their 2 day bkackout than loot and riot

If you are neither a white l.e.m nor a blm'er yet still think reparations are your thing, then be proud that even in your sober state you're worse than a drunk elephant 🐘. You need a shrink asap.

Reparations by Uncle Dimma December 29, 2021

Air fascism 

A) unconstitutional mask mandates for Ametican airline passengers.

Karens don't give a rat's ass about air fascism, they just want to f*ing misbehave on an airplane and show their arrogance through their drama.

Air fascism by Uncle Dimma December 29, 2021