Definitions by Uncle Dimma
a friend's house
your second crash pad when you're an idiotager and were kicked out of your parents' house for misbehaving
I know a guy from high school who had to go to a friend's house after he invited a few joy girls over
a friend's house by Uncle Dimma August 19, 2014
doing harakiri
the act of committing suicide (using any method except the real harakiri, the actual Japanese ritual form of suicide by disembowelment often used historically by the samurai).
son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?
father: Adrian, why people commit such acts is probably because they can't find life's meaning in any setting, religious or secular. However, you can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire]. Don't burn your bridges is the sole piece of advice I would give these people.
father: Adrian, why people commit such acts is probably because they can't find life's meaning in any setting, religious or secular. However, you can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire]. Don't burn your bridges is the sole piece of advice I would give these people.
doing harakiri by Uncle Dimma August 19, 2014
travail bâclé
a French- de France- term, meaning, a shit or posmic quality job that's done without much thought or effort put into it.
if you are a fan of doing a travail bâclé, whether it's your homework or anything else, you shouldn't be surprised if you are told to pay your bills on time.
travail bâclé by Uncle Dimma August 18, 2014
pigging out
(nothing to do with gluttony or the seven deadly sins):
a) a Canadian Maritime term meaning "inviting friends over and eating junk food from plastic dishes, especially in front of the television".
b) overall behaving like a pig, in terms of your manners and social skills, at the dinner table.
c) farting and burping in public like an a deutsche schwein shortly after pigging out definition a) at your own or at a friend's house.
d) illegally occupying/squatting on a non-abandoned premises and behaving like a hotel room bachelor on said premises.
a) a Canadian Maritime term meaning "inviting friends over and eating junk food from plastic dishes, especially in front of the television".
b) overall behaving like a pig, in terms of your manners and social skills, at the dinner table.
c) farting and burping in public like an a deutsche schwein shortly after pigging out definition a) at your own or at a friend's house.
d) illegally occupying/squatting on a non-abandoned premises and behaving like a hotel room bachelor on said premises.
if pigging out is to be curtailed among modern bratagers, parents should be more actively involved in their offsprings' upbringing
pigging out by Uncle Dimma August 18, 2014
i.m.m.b
(although it normally stands for " I miss my baby or boo,):
also an acronym for 'in my morality book', i.e. morally speaking, according to me.
also an acronym for 'in my morality book', i.e. morally speaking, according to me.
a girl comes home from school during a rainstorm, and starts screaming,
"yoohoo, parents, get my dinner ready, I want to go a friend's house later.
father, from the living room: young lady, i.m.m.b I won't stand for it, your manners. Kodem koll, take off your raincoat, take a shower so you don't schwitz cuhm a chaizer, then, comme du monde, improve your vocabulary
"yoohoo, parents, get my dinner ready, I want to go a friend's house later.
father, from the living room: young lady, i.m.m.b I won't stand for it, your manners. Kodem koll, take off your raincoat, take a shower so you don't schwitz cuhm a chaizer, then, comme du monde, improve your vocabulary
i.m.m.b by Uncle Dimma August 17, 2014
Elmo's world
dad: son, stop living in Elmo's world.
son : you mean, you want me to stop living underwater
dad: no, I said stop living in a your own disconnected from reality world. people living underwater at least have intelligent ideas partially connected to reality, but considered beyond eccentric; you, however, are beyond the Pale.
son : you mean, you want me to stop living underwater
dad: no, I said stop living in a your own disconnected from reality world. people living underwater at least have intelligent ideas partially connected to reality, but considered beyond eccentric; you, however, are beyond the Pale.
Elmo's world by Uncle Dimma August 17, 2014