Definitions by Uncle Dimma

sgqsr 

(acronym for sans-genie qui sait rien): an offensive Quebec French phrase meaning "a know-nothing retard" in English.

son: yoo-hoo you sgqsr, what the hella doin', fiddling with those pipes in the basement?

father: young man, improve your vocabulary, and talk to me comme du monde. you can even doff me a hat; I am, after all, your father.

sgqsr by Uncle Dimma February 6, 2015

go eat rocks 

( even more offensive than button the lip) : what you say to someone who is very politically opinionated, not afraid to speak their mind when it comes to politics, as well as arrogantly proud of being politically incorrect as well (all 3 at the same time, in the same person).

son: (starts waving US ]Confederate flag around the room): I think we should impeach President Barak Obama; he is not doing anything meaningful concerning illegal immigration. I think we should elect either John McCain or Joe Arpaio.

father: since when re you so politically opinionated? it's your mother who's supposed to be politically opinionated, not you. Now, as your father, i am ordering you to kiss the Don's ring, or die. I am ordering you to stop waving that flag, to go eat rocks, and then to your room to do your homework. Got that?

son: yes, but i am entitled to my political opinion, even if I am politically incorrect

go eat rocks by Uncle Dimma February 6, 2015

cqfd 

(a Quebec French acronym for con qui fail d'aplomb): an offensive phrase, which translated to English literally means an oafish, boorish, clumsy person who spectacularly fails at everything they do

(scene from Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets):

diary-released Tom Riddle : Harry, let me take you back in time, and show you who really opened The Chamber of Secrets the first time around.

Harry : who was he?

Tom Riddle: i am sure you would recognize him as Hagrid.

Harry: are you serious?Hagrid? But please don't qualify him as a cqfd

cqfd by Uncle Dimma February 5, 2015

devil-worship 

immoral and/or amoral behavior

son: is using animals in medical research considered devil-worship, according to the Unforgiveables?

father: to the Unforgivables no. They don't care because they are there to protect business and private property, and medical research facilities are owned and operated by semi-legal pharmaceutical companies; if you want to know more, go take a medical ethics course at McGill University

devil-worship by Uncle Dimma February 5, 2015

p.h.c 

(acronym for Psychological human contact) : the only other employee that comes to visit you and talk to you when you work alone all day in the section of a warehouse (and everyone else, including that employee works at the front)

If you don't want to be left high and dry, your best option is to find a p.h.c. among your work colleagues. Since i work in the back portion of a warehouse, my personal p.h.c is actually a guy by the name of [Matt

p.h.c by Uncle Dimma February 4, 2015

fugsterrating 

F* frustrating

i had a fugsterrating day at work today

fugsterrating by Uncle Dimma February 4, 2015

ain't-no-saint 

Adj: a sexuality promiscuous, but still morally decent in public, classy in the streets, sassy in the sheets teenage girl

If ain't-no-saint can characterize your girlfriend, you are so lucky.

ain't-no-saint by Uncle Dimma February 4, 2015