Definitions by Uncle Dimma

to be struck by lightning 

to have an enlightenment or an epiphany

President Barack Obama needs to be struck by lightning when it comes to US Foreign Policy

to be struck by lightning by Uncle Dimma June 27, 2015

Manadarin 

a) the national version of the Chinese language

b) an offensive term for a bureaucrat/civil servant

definition b) of Manadarin refers to the fact that, in ancient China, a Mandarin was not only a scribe, but was also a gov't bureaucrat or civil servant.

Manadarin by Uncle Dimma June 22, 2015

magnifier

(British English): a magnifying glass

(Canadian English): a power of 10

in Canadian English, 3 magnifier 10 would be equal to "3 to the power of 10" not "3 multiplied by 10"!

magnifier by Uncle Dimma June 22, 2015

to swick 

(verb): to inhale on a joint once it's gone out

relighting a stranger's unfinished cancer stick and then smoking that is even more retargerous than trying to swick ; you should only try to swick if the joint was originally yours.

to swick by Uncle Dimma June 16, 2015

on the dole 

an Australian English term meaning "receiving some form of government handouts/welfare assistance".

if your are on the dole, you are most likely abusing the Western state.

on the dole by Uncle Dimma June 16, 2015

gày

( not to be confused with "gay"): age and/or gender inappropriate, regardless of the person's actual orientation

boy: why in the world are you playing with Lego, i thought only men do that

girl: I want to be an architect

boy: euww, that's so gày

girl: I'm not gay, I'm just a man on the moon. Are you misogynistic]?

gày by Uncle Dimma June 13, 2015

on-the-side 

a) someone's sidekick

b) an offensive term for someone's mistress or lover

If you want an on-the-side definition b), don't be in a classical ltr; look for an open relationship instead.

on-the-side by Uncle Dimma June 5, 2015