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Definitions by Uncle Dimma

you are out of your lane 

when you are doing something semi or half legal, but possibly immoral/amoral, politically speaking (excluding the 2016 presidential campaign) because you think that you have no other choice
James Comey of the FBI should ignore the comment you are out of your lane when it comes his way; he should empanel a grand jury by possibly going to the Supreme Court of The United States

difference between attacking people and problems 

in our modern soc-med oriented world, a very important moral quality that you absolutely cannot, and will never be able to, buy at the local Walmart or dollar store
the main reason the 2016 us presidential campaign rhetoric was so vitriolic and insidious is that both presidential nominees don\t know the difference between attacking people and problems.

pill-popping trainwreck 

a) A somewhat accurate, but misogynistic, description of Anna Nicole Smith
b) an offensive term for a person who is neither mentally ill nor has a criminal record, but who has a habit of abusing their prescribed meds
c) an offensive term for a loose cannon, i.e a behaviorally unpredictable person
even professional social workers sometimes have difficulty differentiating between a pill-popping trainwreck definition b), a pill-popping trainwreck definition c), and an actor like Jack Nicholson portraying Randolph McMurphy in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

whose ox is being gored 

another way of asking " who is, or will be, the biggest loser when it comes to unpopular political decisions/strategies/speeches" especially in the US presidential campaign
girl : have you heard of Geraldo Rivera's new phrase whose ox is being gored?

boy: absolutely

girl: what do you think about it?

boy: well, we'll have to wait till election night, but right now, when it comes to whose ox is being gored, right I think it's neither Donald Trump nor Hilary Clinton, but actually the American public, the independent media as well as the US economy.
a) (antiquated meaning): the female version of a monastery
b) (new and improved meaning): a coolidiculous name for a place where all north american girls who are virgin past age 20 regularly gather and socialize
since yolo and yodo are concepts relevant to modern north america, a nunnery under definition b) might also be a place where the women "serve a life sentence" for the simple "crime" of "being virgin past age 20"
nunnery by Uncle Dimma October 21, 2016

welfare joy ride 

when a fertile woman lies about being on birth control and wants bareback from her partner for the sole purpose of not only becoming pregnant but to blackmail the father for child support until the conceived child comes of age
when your one night girlfriend pulled the welfare joy ride argument on you and you fell for it, well, you may be more gullible than you think.
welfare joy ride by Uncle Dimma October 21, 2016

Alieni Ite Domum

Latin phrase meaning "strangers go home".
Alieni Ite Domum is not a racist phrase by itself, since it doesn't really define the term "stranger".
Alieni Ite Domum by Uncle Dimma October 17, 2016