Definitions by Uncle Dimma

blowing cheddar 

Make money illegally

If don't want the time, don't commit the crime of blowing cheddar.

blowing cheddar by Uncle Dimma March 29, 2017

field monkey 

Incompetent army general

Even if you don't like Napoleon Bonapartes height, please don't call him a field monkey

field monkey by Uncle Dimma March 28, 2017

twisting your tail 

A) masturbating in public

B) working your ads off, but unfortunately, achieving no significant results

If your problem is twisting your tail, definition b), it is time you considered stopping twisting your tail, definition a)

twisting your tail by Uncle Dimma March 28, 2017

pig on a collar 

A Frankenstein-type physical monstrosity that no one has ever seen before.

A binoculared pig is not a pig on a collar.

pig on a collar by Uncle Dimma March 27, 2017

squinty eyes 

A semi offensive term for a person of Korean or Filipino descent

Among the modern Asian community of North America it isn't the Chinese who work the hardest, but rather the squinty eyes

squinty eyes by Uncle Dimma March 27, 2017

fish bones 

A coolidiculous, positively sarcastic term for skeletally-thin/underweight people

If you are a fish bones, you should eat more and go to the gym. But don't overdo it

fish bones by Uncle Dimma March 26, 2017

forensic entomology

A science using bugs and insects, as well as by extension their eggs and larvae development, to forrnsically analyze a crime scene

Since I'm a history major, I'm not an expert in forensic entomology

forensic entomology by Uncle Dimma March 26, 2017