Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Uncle Dimma

Treasure milk

To create life you need fertile soil and treasure milk. That's how human reproduction works, even for lgbtq folks....

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the democrats' scandalous (and wrong !) assumption that ICE detention centers are synonymous with Auschwitz

I don't understand Auschwitz-gate's raison d'être. The democrats are so unpatriotic.

Any and all strangers that you're friends w on social media

Not every Tom, Richard and Harry deserves to know about your personal problems, per Machiavelli.

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State of mind misogynistic men and drunks adopt solely while drinking.

Moe Szlak of The Simpsons : you pigs, get out of the slop and treat your women nicely once in a while

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( a parody if every to Dick and Harry): Anyone and everyone you know on Facebook who is willing to listen to your personal problems.

According to Machiavelli not every Tom, Richard and Harry deserves access to your inner struggles.

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A shteezer who get stoned specifically by eating edibles like gummies and stuff laced w marijuana.

If you want to be an edi-shteezer you need to be 18 years old.

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Anyone and everyone, every stranger on the street, who would listen to your personal problems

Do not share your personal problems with every Tom, Richard and Harry. They don't deserve to know your secrets. Talk to a therapist instead.

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