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Definitions by Uncle Dimma

Spunk bank

Your personal collection of erotic pictures and videos that you, as a average male, use while self stimulating.
Hey you, your spunk bank has a negative impact on your mental health. Stop using your spunk bank
Spunk bank by Uncle Dimma October 8, 2026

Masked in madness

When 5 or more years 🤔 after covid your place of business still forces its patrons to wear a covid mask
Is your pla e of business masked in madness?
Masked in madness by Uncle Dimma September 24, 2026

Online sam

Why does online sam exist?
Online sam by Uncle Dimma September 21, 2026

Cheeses-crumbs

A mispronounciation of the words "Jesus Christ"
Cheeses-crumbs, why do you keep on f*ing up today?
Cheeses-crumbs by Uncle Dimma September 16, 2026

Pull a Fetterman on you

Do something different 🤔 and therefore expect a different result
As a Democrat member of us congress I would pull a Fetterman on you and ask you substantive questions

Playing a few extra holes

When a married man has multiple mistresses
When you are playing a few extra holes make sure your wife doesn't find out

Dishwasher drama

Couples or roommates who argue over how to properly load, as the name suggests, stuff like a dishwasher
Dishwasher drama can also occur when I pack my suitcase or load the trunk of my car.
Dishwasher drama by Uncle Dimma September 12, 2026
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