Uncle Dimma's definitions

Memory of a goldfish

(Mémoire d'un poisson rouge en français): having a memory so poor and atrocious that lol goldfish can do better.

If you're not cognitively struggling but still have a poor memory, you have the memory of a goldfish

by Uncle Dimma April 10, 2026

Memory of an elephant

The exact opposite of the memory of a goldfish.

My memory is so great I have the memory of an elephant, even if I memorize an autistic fact here and there.

by Uncle Dimma April 8, 2026

Autistic fact

A fact so esoteric that you ( no offense to autistic people) simply knowing it makes you seem autistic even if irl you aren't, you never were and perhaps never will be.

Naming, in order, all NHL teams who have won the Stanley Cup since 1975 is not an autistic fact..you most likely have the memory of an elephant.

by Uncle Dimma April 8, 2026

The 14th amendment

makes pre us civil war slaves, and their descendants, us citizens

Hey you, you silly us media, I have news for you. The 14th amendment is not intended to apply to post hart-celler act ufirs and their children.

by Uncle Dimma April 6, 2026

M.U.G.A

Most useless governor in America

Gretchen Whitmer is M.U.G.A as hell.

by Uncle Dimma April 5, 2026

Mediocre old liberal eccentric

( abbreviated mole): a mediocre old liberal and eccentric person that you meet on the street

The pro George Floyd crowd is mostly composed of mediocre old liberal eccentrics.

by Uncle Dimma March 31, 2026

the 24th amendment

A us constitutional amendment under which it is illegal to force people to pay poll taxes.

Can I use the 24th amendment to force people to take 🤔 civics classes in high school in order to vote?

by Uncle Dimma March 31, 2026