Tom's definitions

cocksuck

N. 1. a highly stupid or annoying person; 2. a homosexual person

You dumb cocksuck!

by TOM October 14, 2003

back-of-the-box review

A very shallow review of a product or service, based mainly on information presented by the manufacturer, e.g. the technical specifications on the box of a gadget.

"C|Net's "back-of-the-box" reviewing style"
DAPreview news feature, May 4th 2005

by Tom May 4, 2005

shabba

i. (a) a word with no meaning whatsover, it can be used to get out of many situations (b) did i just say that?
ii. or just repeated over and over to really irritate one's friends, the latter meaning is the most effective

i. "i like (insert name of ugly person), oh shabba"

ii. "shabba shabba shabba shabba"

by Tom November 20, 2003

FatherSynne

overweight out of shape latino man usually named Ray Ruiz who likes to dress up like a priest and have private wrestling matches with children.

That guy is a total FatherSynne, keep him away from children

by Tom February 14, 2004

mash

To bump into someone without saying exscuse me or sorry.
Or to hit.

"Your just gonna mash on a bitch, huh?"

by Tom January 13, 2005

total

To destroy something, usually a car.

"Why did you total my car, you asshole!?"

by Tom September 30, 2003

hot boxing

getting into a car, rolling up the windows and getting high. The whole purpose of this event is to celebrate manhood by lighting up joints in a closed car, therefore inhaling more of that pure weed smoke.

Me and Rob went hotboxing in his car, we got faded as fuck.

by tom July 30, 2004