Tom's definitions

caahncil

The croydonish way of saying council.

i live in a caahncil flat

by Tom September 6, 2003

lag

Everything in the world that sucks/ fails/ pisses you off in general

Wow.. Rob really lags

by Tom March 21, 2005

Docker

1. A half smoked cigarette usually found on sidewalks and various other places.
2. A person who smokes dockers.

"That dude is sick, he smokes dockers."

by Tom September 30, 2003

Tae kwon do

Tae - To strike with the foot
Kwon - To destroy with the fist
Do - The art / way of...

The Korean art of kicking and punching - which would kick your arse.

by Tom August 2, 2003

blotto box

a device that can supposebly disrupt aintire area code like the whole downtown chicago area

dont try to instal a blotto box because it would be a federal offense

by tom May 13, 2005

Swichous

Something so awesome, cool, neat, kickass, overwhelmingly the shit it can only be described with this one word.

John: Hey, did you watch that special last night?

Bob: Yeah, that was swichous man!

by Tom October 4, 2004

catching turtles

a term used when one doesnt want another to know that they are getting high. i.e. smoking weed

hey jim were going catching turtles at the sandpit can you bring the turtle trap

by tom October 13, 2004