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Baltimore

I have lived in Baltimore all of my life. There is absolutely nothing good about this city. 50% of its residents are below the poverty line. These same people are uneducated to the extreme and proud of it. It is these people who claim to be "da best".

In fact there is no way that this city can compete with other functioning cities. There is no way that this city is going to survive the rise of Europe and the rise of Asia.
This is a dangerous city. If you walk from one end of this city to the other, you are guaranteed to get robbed, beaten, or killed. That is not a joke.
There are about 300 murders a year. The city will not get over its racial divisions. Unemployment is high. Drug addiction is a severe problem. The high African American population and the white response to them, sad to say, is one of the major causes of the city's decline.
Oh you're from Baltimore.
I went there last month and got my wallet stolen.
by TOM May 13, 2005
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regedit

the command used to actavate a windows utilty that can modfy registery

leftovers from incomplete or faild uninstall of program removel spyware or virus can be removed with this tool

or can be used to dramatically improve windows perfomce

this tool should be used with caution
open command promt and now type regedit
by tom May 13, 2005
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boozed up

by ToM January 15, 2003
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poofishoddballs

The not-so-rude-word of something lick, ball, bugger, shit or something bad to say when you stand in gum.
Oh poofishoddballs, i just stood in gum!
Poofishoddballs that hurt!
by Tom April 19, 2004
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tomsuck

sucking a guy names toms penis
I tomsucked last night
by Tom June 14, 2004
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Arthur Dent

2nd last remaining earth creature. Survived the destruction of earth (...was destroyed to make way for a new space-hyper bypass)
Arthur Dent could never get the hang thursdays.
by Tom August 1, 2004
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Morlied

a. To be screwed without any chance of redemption. b. To be hit in the face and have salt poured on you.
After finding out his bank account number was stolen, he realized he was morlied.
by Tom November 19, 2003
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