kropick

by tom November 25, 2003
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Piled Corn

You may think your history teacher is just your average Joe... but deep down he is a fan ad supplier of CHILD PORN!... he may claim his barn is filled with piles of corn... or "piled corn"... but don't be decieved... he has billions of child porn in there. he is the world's number 1 traficker of child porn. he masturbates at the mere sight of a 4 year old. GAY!!
I downloaded alot of piled corn last night.

Q: My friend likes piled corn... what should I do?
A: Lure him into the bathroom by giving a 4 year old girl some candy to run past him and then into the bathroom. Then when he runs in there you chase after him and force him to give oral pleasure to an elephant.

I used piled corn as a show and tell item at school.
by Tom September 15, 2003
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microshaft

microsoft is also the evil empire micro$oft and microsloth
I am proud of microshaft they shaft there customers a little more each day and they are still in bussiness
by tom December 19, 2003
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gert lush

The highest form of praise that can be given to anything by a Bristolian.
"Yer, joo see that gawd necklace she wuz werren? Fucken gert lush wunnet?"
by tom December 26, 2004
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Omif

Silly Omif, don't eat THAT!
by Tom November 28, 2003
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Swichous

Something so awesome, cool, neat, kickass, overwhelmingly the shit it can only be described with this one word.
John: Hey, did you watch that special last night?

Bob: Yeah, that was swichous man!
by Tom October 04, 2004
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MC

Multiple Choice, used specifically for tests
Kids, we're having a MC today!
by Tom March 23, 2005
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