Tom's definitions

it's all relative

It's ok; it's no big deal.
Often used after someone screws up something.

"Yo man, I fucked your sister."
"Nah, it's all relative, she's a slut anyway."

by Tom February 7, 2004

mighty mouse

Stuffing ones finger along with the male member into a woman to appear to have a larger penis.

Man she screamed when I gave her a mighty mouse!

by Tom June 5, 2003

shizzout

shizzout: to give someone a shout out, or acknowledgement

I be's giving a shizzout to all my homies back in da hood, fo all their support

by Tom May 13, 2005

Souvlakia

Its a country in the middle east. right next to Iraqdonalds and Kababastan

I went to SOUVLAKIA for a holiday it was fun

by Tom January 4, 2005

tutiberg

haha i broke ur nose

by tom July 24, 2003

government cheese

the nastyist ever made

made by the us goverment for the poor

what is in this sandwich?

reply goverment cheese

by tom April 18, 2004

Windows XP

xp ms way of saying were here to stay by means of compatabilty the lack thare of

xp makes me Xrtra Peed

xp is why e mecheines come with err bags

by tom August 25, 2004